/blogentry/78447 emilyg's Blog: Dearly Departed... en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/78447#c107551 /blogentry/78447#c107551 Tue, 07 May 2013 09:36:20 GMT CARBOB The first liar doesn't stand a chance

]]> CARBOB /blogentry/78447#c107539 /blogentry/78447#c107539 Tue, 07 May 2013 01:41:37 GMT onlymoney Ha ha bluegrass, I'd send a picture of mine, but I don't have a wide angle lens.

]]> onlymoney /blogentry/78447#c107534 /blogentry/78447#c107534 Mon, 06 May 2013 23:32:52 GMT emilyg Bob - I need a picture for proof.

]]> emilyg /blogentry/78447#c107533 /blogentry/78447#c107533 Mon, 06 May 2013 23:29:34 GMT Bluegrass bg

]]> Bluegrass /blogentry/78447#c107526 /blogentry/78447#c107526 Mon, 06 May 2013 22:19:27 GMT rdgrnr LMAO!

]]> rdgrnr /blogentry/78447#c107523 /blogentry/78447#c107523 Mon, 06 May 2013 21:46:30 GMT MADDOG10 Heh, Heh, Heh, LOL

]]> MADDOG10 /blogentry/78447#c107522 /blogentry/78447#c107522 Mon, 06 May 2013 19:41:07 GMT sully16 lol

]]> sully16 /blogentry/78447#c107520 /blogentry/78447#c107520 Mon, 06 May 2013 18:40:27 GMT onlymoney ha ha..

]]> onlymoney /blogentry/78447 /blogentry/78447 Mon, 06 May 2013 16:05:57 GMT emilyg

A mortician was working late one night. It was

his job to examine the dead bodies before

they were sent off to be buried or cremated.

As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was

about to be cremated, he discovered the

longest private part he had ever seen!

I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz, said the mortician,

But I can't send you off to be cremated with a

tremendously huge private part like this.

It has to be saved for posterity. And

with that the the mortician used his tools to

cut it off, and he stuffed his prize into a briefcase and

took it home. The first person he showed was his

wife.

I have something to show you that you won't

believe, he said, and opened his briefcase.

,,,, Oh, my God! she screamed, Schwartz is dead .

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