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]]> MADDOG10 /blogentry/82405 /blogentry/82405 Sun, 25 Aug 2013 23:06:24 GMT emilyg Have a Dog And No Wife:

1. The later you are,

the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if

you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot

of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never

visit.

5. Dogs agree that you

have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing

when you're drunk.

7. Dogs like to go hunting and

fishing.

8. A dog will not wake

you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another

dog?

9. If a dog has babies,

you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10. A dog will let you

put a studded collar on it without calling you a

pervert.

11. If a dog smells

another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's

interesting.

And last... but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it

won't take half of your stuff.

...To test this

theory...

...Lock your wife and your dog

in the garage for an hour...

...Then open it and see who's

happy to see you...

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