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JAP69 — Tue, 05 Nov 2013 03:20:06 GMT

"We buy junk and sell antiques." <br />_____________________________<br />True. <br />They pay junk prices to sellers and antique prices to buyers.<br

Original Blog Entry: Signs...

emilyg — Mon, 04 Nov 2013 23:15:54 GMT

On a Maine shop:

Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and

workmanship.

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:

Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.

On a window of a New Hampshire burger restaurant:

Yes, we are open. Sorry for the inconvenience.

In a clothing store:

Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:

15 men's wool suits - $10.00 - They won't last an hour!

On an Indiana shopping mall marquee:

Archery tournament. Ears pierced.

Outside a country shop:

We buy junk and sell antiques.

On a North Carolina highway:

EAT

300 FEET

In the window of an Oregon general store:

Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?

In a Massachusettes parking area reserved for birdwatchers:

Parking for birds only.

In front of a New Hampshire store:

Endurable floors.

On a radiator repair garage:

Best place too take a leak.

In a Pennsylvania cemetery:

Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own

graves.

On a roller coaster:

Watch your head.

On the grounds of a private school:

No trespassing without permission.

In a library:

Blotter paper will no longer be available until the public stops

taking it away.

On a Tennessee highway:

Take Notice: When this sign is under water the road is impasable.

Similarily in a New Hampshire car wash:

If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car.

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