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jarasan — Thu, 03 Apr 2014 02:34:55 GMT

Good one.

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Jill34786 — Sun, 23 Feb 2014 15:54:26 GMT

I posted this on FB and some of my liberal friends have already called foul...go figure.

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emilyg — Sun, 23 Feb 2014 14:12:01 GMT

Passing this on to my friends.

Original Blog Entry: The Fence Test

CARBOB — Sun, 23 Feb 2014 11:44:58 GMT

The Fence Test

You can't get any more accurate than this!

This is straight forward country thinking.. by Jeff Foxworthy

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a

great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for

everyone

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his

situation.

If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of

him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping

for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest

of us pay for his. If a Republican reads this, he'll post it so his

friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's offended .

Well, I posted it.

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