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The Fence Test

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   The Fence Test
   You can't get any more accurate than this!
   This is straight forward country thinking.. by Jeff Foxworthy
 
   Which side of the fence?
   If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a
great test!
   If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
   If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
   If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
   If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone
   If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
   If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
   If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
   If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of
him.
   If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
   A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
   If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
   A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
   If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
   If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest
of us pay for his. If a Republican reads this, he'll post it so his
friends can have a good laugh.
   A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
   Well, I posted it.

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Comments

1.
emilygComment by emilyg - February 23, 2014, 9:12 am
Passing this on to my friends.
2.
Jill34786Comment by Jill34786 - February 23, 2014, 10:54 am
I posted this on FB and some of my liberal friends have already called foul...go figure.
3.
jarasanComment by jarasan - April 2, 2014, 10:34 pm
Good one.

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