Noah Survived The Flood But His Story Didn't Survive The Democrat Revisionists

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mikeintexas — Sun, 30 Mar 2014 08:06:15 GMT

<br />Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt. My ex-wife looked back once while driving and turned into a telephone pole.

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rdgrnr — Sat, 29 Mar 2014 18:14:53 GMT

Uh-oh, should we skip Sabotage too?

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jarasan — Sat, 29 Mar 2014 02:43:14 GMT

Gotta be better than Sabotage with Arnold.

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rdgrnr — Sat, 29 Mar 2014 01:19:15 GMT

Mel Gibson showed Hollywood how it's done with "The Passion of The Christ" and it made tons of money.<br />But they wanted to improve on and spice up God's story and make it politically correct and sensitive and touchy-feely and environmentally friendly and wound up destroying it. Idiots.

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sully16 — Sat, 29 Mar 2014 00:54:36 GMT

Can't wait to see the big screen version of Sodom and Gomorrah , the sinners are saved and Conservatives turn into pillars of salt.

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rdgrnr — Sat, 29 Mar 2014 00:33:51 GMT

We went and saw Noah today.

It's a so-so, average action adventure I guess but it's far, far, far removed from the Bible story. Kinda cartoony if you ask me.

Noah and his family are vegetarians.

His job is to save the animals from the flood and then die off so the animals can frolic in the meadow forever and ever undisturbed by man.

Man is being punished not for his sin and blasphemy and evil ways but for what he has done to the earth and the animals.

Noah has to fight off hordes of the descendants of Cain who want to get on the Ark.

There are giant monsters (fallen angels?) made of rock called the Watchers that help him fight off the hordes.

If you're interested in seeing a dramatization of the Bible story, save your money, this ain't it.

It's a shame cuz it coulda been a great movie if they'da just stuck to the script.

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