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Noah Survived The Flood But His Story Didn't Survive The Democrat Revisionists

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We went and saw Noah today.

It's a so-so, average action adventure I guess but it's far, far, far removed from the Bible story. Kinda cartoony if you ask me.

Noah and his family are vegetarians.

His job is to save the animals from the flood and then die off so the animals can frolic in the meadow forever and ever undisturbed by man. 

Man is being punished not for his sin and blasphemy and evil ways but for what he has done to the earth and the animals.

Noah has to fight off hordes of the descendants of Cain who want to get on the Ark.

There are giant monsters (fallen angels?) made of rock called the "Watchers" that help him fight off the hordes.

If you're interested in seeing a dramatization of the Bible story, save your money, this ain't it.

It's a shame cuz it coulda been a great movie if they'da just stuck to the script.

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Comments

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sully16Comment by sully16 - March 28, 2014, 8:54 pm
Didn't I say it ? I knew they would put some crazy global warming spin on it,
Can't wait to see the big screen version of Sodom and Gomorrah , the sinners are saved and Conservatives turn into pillars of salt.
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rdgrnrComment by rdgrnr - March 28, 2014, 9:19 pm
Roger that, sully.
Mel Gibson showed Hollywood how it's done with "The Passion of The Christ" and it made tons of money.
But they wanted to improve on and spice up God's story and make it politically correct and sensitive and touchy-feely and environmentally friendly and wound up destroying it. Idiots.
3.
jarasanComment by jarasan - March 28, 2014, 10:43 pm
Gotta be better than Sabotage with Arnold.
4.
rdgrnrComment by rdgrnr - March 29, 2014, 2:14 pm
Uh-oh, should we skip Sabotage too?
5.
mikeintexasComment by mikeintexas - March 30, 2014, 4:06 am
"Conservatives turn into pillars of salt" Gotta be that way 'cause libs NEVER look back, it's always "look forward". They should look back now 'n then as so to not make the same mistakes, but....

Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt. My ex-wife looked back once while driving and turned into a telephone pole.

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