/blogentry/95168 Coin Toss's Blog: The Fence Test en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/95168#c135964 /blogentry/95168#c135964 Sat, 04 Oct 2014 01:20:01 GMT jarasan Good one.

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]]> sully16 /blogentry/95168 /blogentry/95168 Fri, 03 Oct 2014 04:52:41 GMT Coin Toss Oh how true:

The Fence Test

You can't get any more accurate than this!

This is straight-forward country-thinking

by

Jeff Foxworthy

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good (head-nodding) laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's offended (or more likely, denies it).

Well, I forwarded it.

You???

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