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The Fence Test


Oh how true:

The  Fence Test

You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight-forward country-thinking

Jeff  Foxworthy

Which side  of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is  down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good (head-nodding) laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended" (or more likely, denies it).

Well, I forwarded it.


Entry #468


sully16Comment by sully16 - October 3, 2014, 3:23 pm
I will forward.
emilygComment by emilyg - October 3, 2014, 7:41 pm
jarasanComment by jarasan - October 3, 2014, 9:20 pm
Good one.

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