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Yesterday, 7:55 pmThe mystery of the basket
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August 22, 2016, 8:26 pmSome good ones
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you
can be in a robe...before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social
situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.
Do they just giveyou a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
The speed with which a woman says
"nothing" when asked "What's wrong?"...is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your
birthday, your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I
need...not all this, "How did you get into my house" business!
The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. Pretty sure she's going
to get me something.
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a
week.Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a
is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older
women's clothing line named, "
Sag Harbor ".
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick
Money can't buy happiness but it keeps the kids in touch!
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married...Andy,
Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen,
Thelma Lou, Clara ... And, of course, Opie--all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed
August 20, 2016, 11:32 amObama justice team skipped ethics training
Obama Justice Team Skipped Ethics Training
August 19, 2016, 12:33 amSoros Behind Muslim Takeover of West
SOROS BEHIND MUSLIM TAKEOVER OF WEST
August 18, 2016, 6:20 pmSure, this makes a lot of sense
“In 1790, farmers were 90 percent of the U.S. labor force,” writes economist Walter Williams. “By 1900, about 41 percent of our labor force was employed in agriculture. Today, less than 3 percent of Americans are employed in agriculture.” You know what makes up an even smaller percentage? Lesbian farmers. Yet Barack Obama’s Department of Agriculture has begun a “rural pride” campaign to address this pressing issue.
“The Office of the Assistant Secretary of Civil Rights, in collaboration with the National Center for Lesbian Rights and The True Colors Fund, will engage with LGBT rural communities across the country to host the LGBT Rural Summit Series,” the USDA says. “Each series will offer a unique opportunity for USDA and other federal agencies to share information relating to policies, programs, and services that exist to protect, promote and strengthen LGBT rural communities.”
According to the Washington Free Beacon, “The all-day summit will teach lesbian and transgender hillbillies how to get subsidies from the government like rural housing loans and ‘community facility grants.’ Bullying will also be discussed.”
And who better to headline this event for farmers and rural citizens than … rock star Cyndi Lauper, born in Queens and a figurehead for the homosexual agenda. The big question here is simple: Where does the Constitution enumerate the power for government to waste taxpayer dollars in such a manner? The USDA’s answer may, in effect, be the title of one of Lauper’s hits: “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.”
- Patriot Post
August 16, 2016, 5:37 pmRemember
August 15, 2016, 10:06 amBest living will ever
This is the best Living Will that I have seen.
LIVING WILL FORM
I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.
If A reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______Vodka Rocks ______a Margarita ____ a Beer ______ a Bloody Mary ______a Gin and Tonic ______a Glass of Wine _______a Tee Time ______a Steak ______ Lobster or crab legs ________ Barbeque Ribs with all the fixins ______ Taco Bell ______ the remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______the sports page _______ Cheesecake ______Sex ______or Chocolate, it should be presumed that I won't ever get any better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Blues Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature:__________________________ Date: _____
NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes...
August 14, 2016, 12:31 am5 Times Obama Supported Voter Fraud
5 times Obama supported voter fraud - The Horn News
August 12, 2016, 10:23 pmWelfare benefits in Michigan
Sit Down Before Watching
This will Make Your Day - Just
starting in Michigan, but surely coming to YOUR state
August 12, 2016, 11:14 amHillary received memo: Obama Admin. support for ISIS
Hillary Clinton Received Secret Memo Stating Obama Admin Support for ISIS
August 11, 2016, 2:28 pmProminent Hillary Clinton Researcher FOUND DEAD...
A Google search and snopes.com confirm his death.
BREAKING: Prominent Hillary Clinton Researcher FOUND DEAD…
by Brian Hayes | Top Right News
A prominent author best known for his critical investigative research into Bill and Hillary Clinton has been found dead. Victor Thorn was 54 years old.
It’s the 4th suspicious death related to Hillary Clinton and/or the Democrat National Committee in the past 60 days, and the 2nd in the past week alone, generating social media firestorm, despite the media keeping the stories far from the headlines.
Thorne was found on a mountain a few miles from his home, with a bullet wound to his head.
His death has been ruled a suicide, according to police reports, a claim disputed by some family members, and Thorn’s colleagues — and his own chilling words to a talk show host.
Thorn, whose birth name was Scott Robert Makufka, was a contributor for the American Free Press, a political activist, and the author of over 20 books.
He was best known his Clinton trilogy, Hillary (And Bill): The Sex Volume, Hillary (And Bill): The Drugs Volume, and Hillary (And Bill): The Murder Volume, as well as his latest book, Crowning Clinton: Why Hillary Shouldn’t Be in the White House.
American Free Press released an announcement of Thorn’s death, and said his latest book had been “selling off the shelves” at AFP recently.
Co-authors Roger Stone and Robert Morrow dedicated their new book, “The Clintons’ War on Women” to Thorn in late 2015.
Thorn is the 4th suspicious death related to Hillary Clinton and/or the Democrat National Committee in the past 60 days, and the 2nd in the past week alone.
Shawn Lucas, a Bernie Sanders supporter who served the DNC with legal papers in a lawsuit alleging fraud, was found dead from “undetermined” causes in Virginia. Last month, 27 year-old DNC staffer Seth Conrad Rich was murdered while jogging in a safe Washington DC neighborhood. And former UN official John Ashe “accidentally” crushed his own throat and died a week before he was scheduled to testify against the Clintons and Democrat Party.
Talk show host Russell Scott said on August 3 that Thorn had been a guest on his show twice and was scheduled to be back on the show in September as the post-Labor Day election season was heating up.
Scott claimed that Thorne told him last year, as the 2016 campaign began: “Russell, if I’m ever found dead, it was murder. I would neverkill myself.”
Warning: Audio contains strong language.
AFP summarized Thorn’s work as follows:
At the peak of his writing career, the author of some 20 books and 30 chapbooks, Thorn had reported for this newspaper for over a decade, writing thousands of articles on myriad subjects from conspiracy to health-related topics. Best known for his investigate research on the Clintons, Thorn wrote the Clinton trilogy—three definitive works that delved into the history of the power couple including their sordid scandals, Bill Clinton’s sexual assaults of multiple women, and the drug running out of Mena, Arkansas while Clinton was governor of the state.
Thorn also served as the editor of five anthologies, and his political articles have appeared in various newspapers around the country.
Author’s note: The media is censoring this story as of this hour. Please SHARE it on Facebook and elsewhere so the facts can get out to the American people. Thank you. -BH
August 6, 2016, 7:34 pmWeightlifting prank video at Muscle Beach
Weightlifting Prank Video at Muscle Beach
This is funny…. (3 cheers for the old guys:)
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August 6, 2016, 7:20 pmGM vs Toyota
TOYOTA makes 4 billion in profits while GM racks up 9 billion in losses.
August 6, 2016, 7:19 pmTypical - liberals and immigrants from Syria
Virginia’s Syrian Refugees Resettled In Poor Communities Hours Away From Wealthy DC Suburbs. http://tiny.iavian.net/bmth
Not in my backyard, says obummer...
This is typical of liberals. They encourage illegals but they don't want to have to have their families interact with them. Keep them with the poor
August 5, 2016, 12:29 amWhat makes islam so different? Last 30 days attacks...
What makes Islam so Different?