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September 3, 2016, 7:54 pmClinton Foundation vehicle
August 30, 2016, 7:01 pm30 deleted Clinton emails on Benghazi
State finds 30 deleted Clinton emails on Benghazi
August 28, 2016, 11:58 pmGot my concealed carry permit
Got my concealed gun permit yesterday...
August 26, 2016, 5:14 pmGovernment Training
A friend who works for the federal government sent me this. I'm keeping his/her name off the message for his/her protection.
Once a year I am required to take this Government course on Record Keeping. The statement below is on the last slide. Wonder just who this applies to???????
Anyone who willfully and unlawfully conceals, destroys, mutilates, removes, damages or alienates official records can be required to forfeit their office, and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States (18 U.S.C. 2071) and can be fined and/or imprisoned. (18 U.S.C. 641).
A maximum penalty of $2,000 and/or 3 years in prison may be imposed for the unlawful destruction or removal of official records
August 25, 2016, 2:03 pmUSA Today: Bill, Hillary shut down foundation
USA Today: Bill, Hillary, Shut Down the Foundation
August 24, 2016, 7:55 pmThe mystery of the basket
Last Edited: August 24, 2016, 7:57 pm
August 22, 2016, 8:26 pmSome good ones
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you
can be in a robe...before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social
situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.
Do they just giveyou a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
The speed with which a woman says
"nothing" when asked "What's wrong?"...is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your
birthday, your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I
need...not all this, "How did you get into my house" business!
The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. Pretty sure she's going
to get me something.
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a
week.Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a
is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older
women's clothing line named, "
Sag Harbor ".
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick
Money can't buy happiness but it keeps the kids in touch!
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married...Andy,
Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen,
Thelma Lou, Clara ... And, of course, Opie--all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed
August 20, 2016, 11:32 amObama justice team skipped ethics training
Obama Justice Team Skipped Ethics Training
August 19, 2016, 12:33 amSoros Behind Muslim Takeover of West
SOROS BEHIND MUSLIM TAKEOVER OF WEST
August 18, 2016, 6:20 pmSure, this makes a lot of sense
“In 1790, farmers were 90 percent of the U.S. labor force,” writes economist Walter Williams. “By 1900, about 41 percent of our labor force was employed in agriculture. Today, less than 3 percent of Americans are employed in agriculture.” You know what makes up an even smaller percentage? Lesbian farmers. Yet Barack Obama’s Department of Agriculture has begun a “rural pride” campaign to address this pressing issue.
“The Office of the Assistant Secretary of Civil Rights, in collaboration with the National Center for Lesbian Rights and The True Colors Fund, will engage with LGBT rural communities across the country to host the LGBT Rural Summit Series,” the USDA says. “Each series will offer a unique opportunity for USDA and other federal agencies to share information relating to policies, programs, and services that exist to protect, promote and strengthen LGBT rural communities.”
According to the Washington Free Beacon, “The all-day summit will teach lesbian and transgender hillbillies how to get subsidies from the government like rural housing loans and ‘community facility grants.’ Bullying will also be discussed.”
And who better to headline this event for farmers and rural citizens than … rock star Cyndi Lauper, born in Queens and a figurehead for the homosexual agenda. The big question here is simple: Where does the Constitution enumerate the power for government to waste taxpayer dollars in such a manner? The USDA’s answer may, in effect, be the title of one of Lauper’s hits: “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.”
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August 16, 2016, 5:37 pmRemember
August 15, 2016, 10:06 amBest living will ever
This is the best Living Will that I have seen.
LIVING WILL FORM
I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.
If A reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______Vodka Rocks ______a Margarita ____ a Beer ______ a Bloody Mary ______a Gin and Tonic ______a Glass of Wine _______a Tee Time ______a Steak ______ Lobster or crab legs ________ Barbeque Ribs with all the fixins ______ Taco Bell ______ the remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______the sports page _______ Cheesecake ______Sex ______or Chocolate, it should be presumed that I won't ever get any better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Blues Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature:__________________________ Date: _____
NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes...
August 14, 2016, 12:31 am5 Times Obama Supported Voter Fraud
5 times Obama supported voter fraud - The Horn News
August 12, 2016, 10:23 pmWelfare benefits in Michigan
Sit Down Before Watching
This will Make Your Day - Just
starting in Michigan, but surely coming to YOUR state
August 12, 2016, 11:14 amHillary received memo: Obama Admin. support for ISIS
Hillary Clinton Received Secret Memo Stating Obama Admin Support for ISIS