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May 31, 2016, 7:50 pm1941 Foorball game, Willamette vs Hawaii
Last Edited: May 31, 2016, 7:51 pm
May 25, 2016, 8:20 pmEinstein, Speed of Light
Einstein, Speed of Light: Einstein was a brilliant genius as we all know. Another lesser known of Einstein's formulas determined that, if you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 299,792.458 KM/sec (the speed of light) it could be possible for you to screw yourself!
Should you determine you are not physically capable of achieving that speed you can easily achieve the same result by voting Democratic in the November 8, 2016 election.
Last Edited: May 25, 2016, 8:20 pm
May 19, 2016, 11:30 pmMay Day
student is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the
pilot. He has a heart attack and dies.
Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is
dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me!
Please help me!"
have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and
get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience
with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and
everything will be fine! Now give me your height and
the voice on the radio, "repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven . . . . "
April 27, 2016, 7:53 pmWhy people remain in the lunatic asylum
"One reason people remain inside the lunatic asylum is because
they cannot understand mental crime, which is invisible. They can
only understand visible crimes like murder and robbery. But for
every crime observable with physical sight there are ten thousand
mental crimes which remain unseen by spiritually asleep human
beings. This includes intimidating people with cruel threats, mis-
leading others with false information, taking advantage of human
weakness for personal profit. It also includes the invisible crime
of constant self-deception by which an individual keeps himself in
mental chains. All of this is part of the lunatic asylum."
SOLVED The Mystery of Life, p. 37
by Vernon Howard
Last Edited: April 27, 2016, 11:18 pm
April 24, 2016, 11:49 pmWish these would be asked
Mrs. Clinton, when you were Secretary of State, why did you solicit contributions from foreign governments for the Clinton foundation after you promised President Obama you would not?
Mrs. Clinton, why do you and your husband claim to contribute millions of dollars to charity for a tax write off when it goes to your family foundation that gives out less than 15% of the funds you collect and you use the balance to support yourself tax free?
Mrs. Clinton, why are you unable to account for 6 billion dollars of State department funds that seem to have disappeared while you were Secretary of State?
Mrs. Clinton, why did you say you were broke when you left the White House, but you purchased a 2 million home, built an addition for the secret service, and charge the tax payers of the United States rent in an amount of the entire mortgage? And Mrs. Clinton, how is it that your daughter, Chelsea, can afford to buy a $10.5 million apartment in New York City shortly after you left the White House? And speaking of Chelsea, how is it that her first paying job, in her late 20's, was for more than the President of the United States’ salary? Was there a quid pro quo of any sort involved??
Mrs. Clinton why did you lie to the American people about the terrorist attack in Benghazi but managed to tell the truth to your daughter the same night it happened?
Mrs. Clinton why did you lose your law license?
Why did your husband lose his?
Mrs. Clinton, what Really happened to Ron Brown when he was about to testify against you and your husband?
Mrs. Clinton what really happened to Vince Foster ?
March 31, 2016, 12:49 amBIENVENIDO: Cubans handed cash and more at US border
BIENVENIDO: Cubans handed cash, Social Security card, food stamps, Medicaid at U.S. border. http://tiny.iavian.net/9mba
And we have Vets dieing while waiting for a VA appointment - speaks volumes about the current administration.
March 21, 2016, 12:32 amTexting during the Pledge of Allegiance
TEXTING.DURING THE PLEDGE Of ALLEGIANCE ~ Her bitterness towards our country cannot be hidden.
Last Edited: March 21, 2016, 12:33 am
March 20, 2016, 11:38 pmFor the people?
If you are currently enrolled in Social Security, or are about to become eligible, please pay close attention to the following message.
By May 1, 2016, Congress will officially end a series of Social Security's most lucrative benefits.
This will cause an estimated $11.41 billion to effectively disappear.
It is a historic amount of money.
(Lengthy, worth reading)
Meanwhile, Obama, who is on his last term, wants to increase the money paid to former presidents.
March 18, 2016, 12:50 amSave the date!
SAVE THE DATE!
Democrat Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
"How to Bank $200 Million as a public Servant and claim to be dead broke”
How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl
for serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice
Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of
Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology
"Alternative Shoppers" instead of “Looters"
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting General vote on re-branding
"Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
"Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
the Washington Post and the New York Times
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in A
Cabinet Post and How to Pretend
It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
Last Edited: March 18, 2016, 1:00 am
March 11, 2016, 9:17 pmMuslims in France
March 10, 2016, 3:08 pmThe Will
Doug is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record
his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings,
and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "your husband must have been such a
hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
The wife replies,
The idiot had a paper route.
Last Edited: March 10, 2016, 3:10 pm
March 9, 2016, 12:29 amTerry Sawchuk - Red Wings G 1949-1955
Sully, this one's for you (in case you haven't ever seen it)
Last Edited: March 9, 2016, 12:34 am
March 5, 2016, 12:15 amSo God made a liberal
So God Made a Liberal
February 29, 2016, 11:20 pmThe Irish! Utmost in Caring and Compassion
attendant nervously made the following painful
meals I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.”
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued,
Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat
will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.”
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:
"If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.”
February 29, 2016, 10:24 amPrayer for 2016
Dear Beloved God in Heaven,
Please give us a president who loves this country and for everything it stands. .
Please give us a president who respects you as the one true God.
Please give us a president who will, with your help, restore this nation to its former glory,
the way you created her.
Please help us to respect what you have given to us and not to take anything for granted ever again.
Please God, weaken the evil and strengthen the good, both within and without. May our eyes be opened.
In Jesus' name,