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GASMETERGUY — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 03:42:43 GMT

These were too funny. Got any more?

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MADDOG10 — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 01:20:19 GMT

Heh,heh,heh, those questions were just ushered in the past 3 weeks ago. Comprende'

Original Blog Entry: California driving test answers

Coin Toss — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 00:28:46 GMT

Driving Test

The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given

by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read

Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way

stop at the same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker

saying Guns don't kill people. I do.

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing

your car?

A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk

driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no

longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave hello if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light

and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

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