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California driving test answers

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Driving Test

The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given
by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read
Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way
stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
saying "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing
your car?
A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no
longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light
and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Entry #513

Comments

1.
MADDOG10Comment by MADDOG10 - January 22, 2015, 8:20 pm
Heh,heh,heh, those questions were just ushered in the past 3 weeks ago.   Comprende'
2.
Comment by GASMETERGUY - January 22, 2015, 10:42 pm
These were too funny. Got any more?

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