i dreamed i was a french fry

Reply #15

LOTTOMIKE — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 12:14:04 GMT

the life of a fry is hard.especially if you get cooked to a crisp.then you get discriminated against by the limp fries who didn't get cooked good enough.as a fry i was born on a farm in idaho.then i was held against my will and taken to a mcdonalds hundreds of miles from home.i hissed and sizzled when thrown into the vat but my cries for help went unheeded......

Reply #14

ducksafloat — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 01:26:25 GMT

Picks, how'd you miss this!?

girl call me back, i had to go see a man about dog who lost his cat!

i laid down so that i wouldn't fall down when i read it, and um sure we've ruined Straight-Shooters dream by now

Reply #13

Best Picks — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 01:15:05 GMT

Who's cooking with crisco?

I don't know but your fries r burning.

i just had too.

Reply #12

ducksafloat — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 00:35:19 GMT

Straight-Shooter,

are you just not gonna stop this

Reply #11

LOTTOMIKE — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 00:21:36 GMT

thanks everyone!!

good to have laughs.its good for the crisco!

maddog i about caught myself on fire trying to smoke that crisco.

Reply #10

ducksafloat — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 23:52:05 GMT

see i told u! you just as bad as them guys!

you went down the hall laughing yo fry off! i was still laughing when i went to another thread and then Maloney had it going on!

pray thee,

me leave be, less place a bet i can not!

i gotta calm down!

well forget it, cause i don't think it's fina' happen

Reply #9

Best Picks — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 23:30:37 GMT

i sorry

really?

just walking down the hall at work laughing my fry off, and someone asked me what was so funny and i told them the dream of man being a french fry (in between laughs of course

Reply #8

ducksafloat — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 23:05:26 GMT

MADDOG is a mess too!

why? why? why?

ya'll doin' dis to me! Straight-Shooeter needs to give up his key board

and best picks, you as bad as them guys!

we need not add to straight-shooters madness, how can you place a bet on line! when every time you come here dis happens

Reply #7

cps10 — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 22:50:58 GMT

I wonder if there is a 3-digit or 4-digit number for sarcasm

Reply #6

pacattack05 — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 22:45:07 GMT

Bravo Mike......

Anything can happen in the mystical forum, that's for sure.

Fench Fires numbers: Un Deux Tois

Grease: 1968

High temperature: 800

Rag Doll: $14.95

Being a french fry: About 50 bucks.

Being as savvy and comedic as Mike's statement above: Priceless.

Reply #5

MADDOG10 — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 22:44:52 GMT

Mike,

you've been smokin to much crisco, to have that vivid memory of your dream.

Reply #4

LOTTOMIKE — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 22:29:30 GMT

thanks ducksafloat and best picks

Reply #3

Best Picks — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 22:16:14 GMT

Oh how i LOOOVVVEEE french fries. Notice i said fries so if u was in my dream u would've been a goner. with no warmer.

just could not stop doing this

Reply #2

ducksafloat — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 15:21:30 GMT

now Straight-Shooter,

everytime i try to do this,

because i love this game!

you come along and make me do this!

what um gone do wit u

Reply #1

AGF310 — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:53:09 GMT

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salt 691 818 129 1551

grease 411 978 449 2419

box 581 198 0053

ketchup 278 408 0189

child 222 969 322 8122

good luck

i dreamed i was a french fry

LOTTOMIKE — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:50:58 GMT

i dreamed i was a french fry.first i was thrown into some hot grease and burned at very high temperatures.then i was thrown like a rag doll into a pile of fries just like me.then someone shook salt all over me and threw me into a large container box where i sat for approximately five minutes but maybe less awaiting my fate.then i saw them.....a family of four with a restless two year old who kept staring right at me with laser precision.next the man running the register come over and put me on a... [ More ]