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i dreamed i was a french fry

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Posted: August 11, 2006, 2:50 am - IP Logged

i dreamed i was a french fry.first i was thrown into some hot grease and burned at very high temperatures.then i was thrown like a rag doll into a pile of fries just like me.then someone shook salt all over me and threw me into a large container box where i sat for approximately five minutes but maybe less awaiting my fate.then i saw them.....a family of four with a restless two year old who kept staring right at me with laser precision.next the man running the register come over and put me on a tray and i was taken in by this family of four.next there she was again.the two year old.her mother smothered me in a rich thick coat of ketchup to keep me warm then i lay there with all the other fries hoping i wouldn't be the chosen one.with luck the two year old overlooked me and i was spared.then i woke up covered in sweat......

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    Posted: August 11, 2006, 3:53 am - IP Logged

    french fry  804  272  1951

    salt  691  818  129  1551 

    grease  411  978  449  2419

    box  581  198  0053

    ketchup  278  408  0189

    child  222  969  322  8122

    good luck!

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      Posted: August 11, 2006, 11:21 am - IP Logged

      i dreamed i was a french fry.first i was thrown into some hot grease and burned at very high temperatures.then i was thrown like a rag doll into a pile of fries just like me.then someone shook salt all over me and threw me into a large container box where i sat for approximately five minutes but maybe less awaiting my fate.then i saw them.....a family of four with a restless two year old who kept staring right at me with laser precision.next the man running the register come over and put me on a tray and i was taken in by this family of four.next there she was again.the two year old.her mother smothered me in a rich thick coat of ketchup to keep me warm then i lay there with all the other fries hoping i wouldn't be the chosen one.with luck the two year old overlooked me and i was spared.then i woke up covered in sweat......

      now Straight-Shooter,

      everytime i try to do this, 

      Love Letterbecause i love this game! 

      you come along and make me do this!

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        Posted: August 11, 2006, 6:16 pm - IP Logged

        Oh how i LOOOVVVEEE french fries. Notice i said fries so if u was in my dream u would've been a goner. with no warmer.

        just could not stop doing this >Laughing 1  Laughing 1  Laughing 1

        Numbers.

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          Posted: August 11, 2006, 6:29 pm - IP Logged

          thanks ducksafloat and best picks!!!!

           

           

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            Posted: August 11, 2006, 6:44 pm - IP Logged

            Mike,

                you've been smokin to much crisco, to have that vivid memory of your dream.                 

                                               ROTFL 





                                                         

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              Posted: August 11, 2006, 6:45 pm - IP Logged

              i dreamed i was a french fry.first i was thrown into some hot grease and burned at very high temperatures.then i was thrown like a rag doll into a pile of fries just like me.then someone shook salt all over me and threw me into a large container box where i sat for approximately five minutes but maybe less awaiting my fate.then i saw them.....a family of four with a restless two year old who kept staring right at me with laser precision.next the man running the register come over and put me on a tray and i was taken in by this family of four.next there she was again.the two year old.her mother smothered me in a rich thick coat of ketchup to keep me warm then i lay there with all the other fries hoping i wouldn't be the chosen one.with luck the two year old overlooked me and i was spared.then i woke up covered in sweat......

              Bravo Mike......

              Anything can happen in the mystical forum, that's for sure.

              ROFL

              Fench Fires numbers: Un Deux Tois

              Grease: 1968

              High temperature: 800

              Rag Doll: $14.95

              Being a french fry: About 50 bucks.

              Being as savvy and comedic as Mike's statement above: Priceless.

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                Posted: August 11, 2006, 6:50 pm - IP Logged

                I wonder if there is a 3-digit or 4-digit number for sarcasm?

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                  Posted: August 11, 2006, 7:05 pm - IP Logged

                  Mike,

                      you've been smokin to much crisco, to have that vivid memory of your dream.                 

                                                     ROTFL 





                   MADDOG is a mess too! ROTFL    ROTFL 

                  why? why? why? ROTFL ROTFL   ROTFL 

                  ya'll doin' dis to me!  Straight-Shooeter needs to give up his key board     ROTFL 

                  and best picks, you as bad as them guys!     ROTFL 

                  we need not add to straight-shooters madness, how can you place a bet on line!  when every time you come here dis happens!

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                    Posted: August 11, 2006, 7:30 pm - IP Logged

                     MADDOG is a mess too! ROTFL    ROTFL 

                    why? why? why? ROTFL ROTFL   ROTFL 

                    ya'll doin' dis to me!  Straight-Shooeter needs to give up his key board     ROTFL 

                    and best picks, you as bad as them guys!     ROTFL 

                    we need not add to straight-shooters madness, how can you place a bet on line!  when every time you come here dis happens!

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                    i sorry

                    really?

                    just walking down the hall at work laughing my fry off, and someone asked me what was so funny and i told them the dream of man being a french fry (in between laughs of course)

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                      Posted: August 11, 2006, 7:52 pm - IP Logged

                      i sorry

                      really?

                      just walking down the hall at work laughing my fry off, and someone asked me what was so funny and i told them the dream of man being a french fry (in between laughs of course)

                      see i told u!  you just as bad as them guys!

                      you went down the hall laughing yo fry off!  i was still laughing when i went to another thread and then Maloney had it going on! 

                      pray thee,

                      me leave be, less place a bet i can not!

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                      i gotta calm down!  Goofy

                      Too Funnywell forget it, cause i don't think it's fina' happen!

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                        Posted: August 11, 2006, 8:21 pm - IP Logged

                        thanks everyone!!

                        good to have laughs.its good for the crisco!

                         

                        maddog i about caught myself on fire trying to smoke that crisco.

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                          Posted: August 11, 2006, 8:35 pm - IP Logged

                          thanks everyone!!

                          good to have laughs.its good for the crisco!

                           

                          maddog i about caught myself on fire trying to smoke that crisco.

                          Straight-Shooter,

                          are you just not gonna stop this!!!!!!!

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                            Posted: August 11, 2006, 9:15 pm - IP Logged

                            Who's cooking with crisco?

                             

                            I don't know but your fries r burning.

                             

                            ROTFL

                            i just had too.

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                              Posted: August 11, 2006, 9:26 pm - IP Logged

                              Mike,

                                  you've been smokin to much crisco, to have that vivid memory of your dream.                 

                                                                 ROTFL 





                              Picks, how'd you miss this!?

                              girl call me back, i had to go see a man about dog who lost his cat!

                              i laid down so that i wouldn't fall down when i read it, and um sure we've ruined Straight-Shooters dream by now!   ROTFL    ROTFL    ROTFL    ROTFL    ROTFL    ROTFL 

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