Christmas Songs for LP

Reply #28

charh20 — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:12:13 GMT

Funny Coin Toss

Hope she comes to

my town soon....lol

Reply #27

Coin Toss — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:05:41 GMT

You'd better not doubt, you better go buy

Just get a quick pick, I'm telling you why

Lotto Fairy's coming to town

She's making her list, checking it twice

If you don't believe she'll drop you like ice

Lotto Fairy's coming to twon

She sees you with your systems

She knows your picks aren't hot

Without her intervention

You won't win diddly squat

Oh, you'd better not doubt, you better go buy

Just get a quick pick, I'm telling you why

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Reply #26

Coin Toss — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:39:09 GMT

Charah 20

Excellent, and excellent use of emoties!

Well done

Reply #25

charh20 — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:21:08 GMT

Jingle Balls

Dashing to LP, Every Single Day

To See My Friends and Foes (lol)

And what they've picked today

Lin-ing up the ones

That will sure-ly hit

Oh Me, ,,,, let it be, ,,, please let it be today!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhh....................

Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle Every Day

Oh what Pain it is to see the wrong ball for the day

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Reply #24

psykomo — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:38:32 GMT

You.......better wath outta, you butter not CRY

YOUuuu............................don'tt CRY

PSYKO%#$@*(^))^_*++TELLING!!

U WHY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

just buy QUICK pic

$$$$$$$...BUY

BY...........LOL

Merry Xm

PSYKOMO

Reply #23

Coin Toss — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:03:53 GMT

'Twas the night before Mega

and all over the board

the system players were plotting

five inside and one more

Some even said 'lock'

that forbidden word

one predicted 1 thru 6

considered absurd!

Then came the drawing

the white balls did fall

for all the predictions

two numbers hit, but no Mega ball

Reply #22

Coin Toss — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:16:31 GMT

Tune: We Wish You A Merry Christmas

(for a jackpot winner)

Oh You Better Stay Anonymous

Oh you better stay anonymous

oh you better stay anonymous

oh you better stay anonymous

Or your friends will find you!

They'll hear of your fortune

and want their fair portion

oh you stay anonymous

or they will find you!

Oh you better stay anonymous

oh you better stay anonymous

oh you better stay anonymous

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Reply #21

Coin Toss — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:10:07 GMT

Tune: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Good Luck Ye System Players But (re: jackpot games)

Good luck ye systems players but you're peeing in the wind!

No system yet has beat lotto again and again

Time after time the winner's a quick pick, oh it's true

Oh the winner's a quick pick, a quick pick,

Oh the winner is a quick pick

You might hit three

You might hit four

Oh well whoop-tee-doo

Those payouts are mere chump change

The lotto loves this too

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Reply #20

justxploring — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:20:51 GMT

Good one

Reply #19

Coin Toss — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:48:51 GMT

It's beginning to look a lot like quick picks

no system's worked for me,

oh I've added 12 and minused one

and multipled the difference by three

It's beginning to look a lot like quick picks

no system's worked for me,

I walked in with my playslips

onl'y to see a payout go to a quick pick s.o. .......

Reply #18

Coin Toss — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 17:53:04 GMT

How about:

We wish you a straight hit Pick 3

We wish you a straight hit Pick 3

We wish you a straight hit Pick 3

And a straight hit Pick 4

Reply #17

justxploring — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:26:51 GMT

As they say...'tis the Season to be Molly.

Reply #16

Coin Toss — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 15:41:02 GMT

Not lottery but since we're doing parodies, therees' this classic, the tune is

Walking Around In A Winter Wonderland

Lacey things, the wife is missing.

Didn't ask, for her permission

I'm wearing her clothes,

her silk panty hose.

Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.

With little straps, like spaghetti.

It holds me so tight,

like handcuffs at night.

Walking around in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.

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Reply #15

tntea — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:05:25 GMT

Sing to the tune 'Santa is coming to town

Oh .. no need to watch out

Go ahead and cry

Go ahead and pout

I am telling you why

Santa Claus is coming to town

He hit the powerball and

will work no more

You will have to buy your own

presents in a store.

Santa Claus is coming to town..

He is skipping your house

and he won't be back

He has you nothing in his sack..

Santa Claus is a millionaire..

Reply #14

justxploring — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:40:58 GMT

I notice you live in Southwest Florida too. Just let me know which bars to stay out of!! LOL

How about the meteorologist in Russia (when it was the Soviet Union) that always was right?

Rudolph the Red knows rain dear...

(groan

Reply #13

Lkydeb*594 — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:24:07 GMT

I don't know if any u remember this song called Randolf, the six gun cowboy. We heard some guys singing this song in a bar years ago u sing it exactly like rudolf, the red nose reindeer. warning: do not get mad at me, I did not write this song. Here it goes:

Randolf, the six gun cowboy, had a very shiny gun,

if u ever saw it, u would drop your pants run.

All of the other cowboys used to laugh call him names,

they never let poor Randolf join in any cowboy games.

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Reply #12

Tenaj — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:17:07 GMT

GIVE LOVE ON CHRISTMAS DAY

The Jackson Five

People making lists, buying special gifts,

It's a time to be kind to one and all

It's that time of year when good friends are dear

And you wish you could give more

Than just presents from a store

Why don't you give love on Christmas day (on Christmas day)

Oh even the man who has everything

Would be so happy if you would bring

Him love on Christmas day (on Christmas day)

No greater gift is there than love

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Reply #11

Lottery Queen — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:39:28 GMT

Merry Christmas baby, you sure did treat me nice

Merry Christmas baby, you sure did treat me nice

Gave me a diamond ring for Christmas

Now I'm living in paradise

Well I'm feelin' mighty fine, got good music on my radio

Well I'm feelin' mighty fine, got good music on my radio

Well I wanna kiss you baby,

While you're standing 'neath the mistletoe

Saintee came down the chimney

'Bout half past three

Left all these pretty presents

That you see before me

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Reply #10

justxploring — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:39:53 GMT

I got a request to create a song, but after 14 hrs of work my mind is mush. I think the songs here would be hard to top anyway. Funny.

How about a Rudolph song?

Rudolph the betting reindeer,

Had a very lucky streak.

All of the other reindeer,

Said Rudolph's a gambling freak.

I saw Mommy stealing scratch-off cards

Underneath the counter at the store....

Sorry, I need a little help here.

Reply #9

lottolaughs — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:20:55 GMT

Coin Toss, I gotta LOTTOLAUGHS from this!! VERY CUTE THREAD and KUDOS FOR ORIGINALITY

Reply #8

Tenaj — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:16:38 GMT

Another verse

Il-lu-minate the losing numbers

Fa la la la la, la la la la

watch them blink, on and off

Fa la la, la la la, la la la

You won't see your money again

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Trim the tree with losing scrathchers

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Reply #7

Tenaj — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:00:53 GMT

That one made to laugh too hard Coin Toss. Good one.

Reply #6

Coin Toss — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:48:48 GMT

Tune: Deck the Halls

Trim the Tree With Losing Scratchers

Trim the tree with losing scratchers

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Oh so close but yet no matches

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Vowel-less crosswords, no three matches

Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la

Trim the tree with losing scrathcers

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Reply #5

Tenaj — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:34:21 GMT

Oh annuity Oh annuity

You are good to me - all year long

Oh annuity Oh annuity

You goodness bring on this Christmas song

You were there - in every year

You were there - when times are dear

Oh annuity Oh annuity

You make me sing a happy song

Reply #4

emilyg — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:25:29 GMT

lol - that's my fav

Reply #3

Coin Toss — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:22:06 GMT

Good one Tenaj

Another song - tune of O Christmas Tree

Annuity

Annuity, annuity!

You're so good to me, annuity

Those annual checks, they are so nice

but seem to be against so much advice

Annutiy, annuity

You're good to me, annuity

Reply #2

stavros — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 23:31:31 GMT

Great song, Mr Mrs Coin Toss

Reply #1

Raven62 — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 23:21:32 GMT

That's the Ticket: A Lottery Post Song Book

Christmas Songs for LP

Coin Toss — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 23:02:00 GMT

To the tune of Let It Snow

Where' the Dough?

Oh the systems so far are a scratch

Cause the numbers drawn just don't match

That doesn't mean we won't give it another go

Where's the dough, where's the dough, where's the dough?

Well I've looked at a lot of predictions

Some seem to be pure science fiction

Folks can't say they just don't know

Where's the dough, where's the dough, where's the dough?

Well a lot of folks say they're winning

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