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Christmas Songs for LP

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Posted: December 11, 2006, 6:02 pm - IP Logged

To the tune of Let It Snow

 
Where' the Dough?

Oh the systems so far are a scratch

Cause the numbers drawn just don't match 

That doesn't mean we won't give it another go

Where's the dough, where's the dough, where's the dough?

 

Well I've looked at a lot of predictions

Some seem to be pure science fiction

Folks can't say they just don't know 

Where's the dough, where's the dough, where's the dough?

 

Well a lot of folks say they're winning

No new threads, no new wheels, they fibbing?

And if you don't think that's so

Where's the dough, where's the dough, where's the dough?

 

When someone finally hits a jackpot

Will Lottery Post be forgot?

Or will they keep logging in?

And brag about all they can win?

 

Well a lot of folks say they're winning

No new threads, no new wheels, they fibbing?

And if you don't think that's so

Where's the dough, where's the dough, where's the dough?

_________________________________ 

 

Wink

Mrs. Coin Toss assisted with this 

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

    Raven62's avatar - binary
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    Posted: December 11, 2006, 6:21 pm - IP Logged

    That's the Ticket: A Lottery Post Song Book! Big Grin

    A mind once stretched by a new idea never returns to its original dimensions!

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      Posted: December 11, 2006, 6:31 pm - IP Logged

      Great song, Mr & Mrs Coin Toss!

      Good Luck!

      Stavros

       

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        Posted: December 11, 2006, 7:22 pm - IP Logged

         Good one Tenaj 

         Another song - tune of O Christmas Tree

         Annuity 

        Annuity, annuity!

        You're so good to me, annuity

        Those annual checks, they are so nice

        but seem to be against so much advice

        Annutiy, annuity

        You're good to me, annuity

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Posted: December 11, 2006, 7:25 pm - IP Logged

           Good one Tenaj 

           Another song - tune of O Christmas Tree

           Annuity 

          Annuity, annuity!

          You're so good to me, annuity

          Those annual checks, they are so nice

          but seem to be against so much advice

          Annutiy, annuity

          You're good to me, annuity

          lol - that's my fav  Big Grin Santa

          love to nibble those micey feet.

           

                                       

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            Posted: December 11, 2006, 7:34 pm - IP Logged

             Oh annuity Oh annuity

            You are good to me - all year long

            Oh annuity Oh annuity

            You goodness bring on this Christmas song 

            You were there -  in every year

            You were there - when times are dear

            Oh annuity Oh annuity

            You make me sing a happy song

            takeemtothebank

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              Posted: December 11, 2006, 7:48 pm - IP Logged

               Tune: Deck the Halls 

              Trim the Tree With Losing Scratchers 

               

              Trim the tree with losing scratchers

              Fa la la la la, la la la la

              Oh so close but yet no matches

              Fa la la la la, la la la la

              Vowel-less crosswords, no three matches

              Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la

              Trim the tree with losing scrathcers

              Fa la la la la, la la la la 

              Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

              Lep

              There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                Posted: December 11, 2006, 8:00 pm - IP Logged

                 Tune: Deck the Halls 

                Trim the Tree With Losing Scratchers 

                 

                Trim the tree with losing scratchers

                Fa la la la la, la la la la

                Oh so close but yet no matches

                Fa la la la la, la la la la

                Vowel-less crosswords, no three matches

                Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la

                Trim the tree with losing scrathcers

                Fa la la la la, la la la la 

                That one made to laugh too hard Coin Toss.  Good one.

                takeemtothebank

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                  Posted: December 11, 2006, 8:16 pm - IP Logged

                   Tune: Deck the Halls 

                  Trim the Tree With Losing Scratchers 

                   

                  Trim the tree with losing scratchers

                  Fa la la la la, la la la la

                  Oh so close but yet no matches

                  Fa la la la la, la la la la

                  Vowel-less crosswords, no three matches

                  Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la

                  Trim the tree with losing scrathcers

                  Fa la la la la, la la la la 

                  Another verse

                   Il-lu-minate the losing numbers

                  Fa la la la la, la la la la

                  watch them blink, on and off

                  Fa la la, la la la, la la la

                  You won't see your money again

                  Fa la la la la, la la la la 

                  Trim the tree with losing scrathchers

                  Fa la la la la, la la la la 

                  takeemtothebank

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                    Posted: December 11, 2006, 10:20 pm - IP Logged

                    LOLLOLLOLLOL

                    Coin Toss, I gotta LOTTOLAUGHS from this!! VERY CUTE THREAD and KUDOS FOR ORIGINALITY!!

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                      Posted: December 11, 2006, 10:39 pm - IP Logged

                      I got a request to create a song, but after 14 hrs of work my mind is mush.  I think the songs here would be hard to top anyway.  Funny. 

                      How about a Rudolph song?

                       

                      "Rudolph the betting reindeer,

                      Had a very lucky streak.

                      All of the other reindeer,

                      Said Rudolph's a gambling freak."

                       

                      "I saw Mommy stealing scratch-off cards

                      Underneath the counter at the store...."

                       

                      Sorry, I need a little help here.

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                        Merry Christmas baby, you sure did treat me nice
                        Merry Christmas baby, you sure did treat me nice
                        Gave me a diamond ring for Christmas
                        Now I'm living in paradise

                        Well I'm feelin' mighty fine, got good music on my radio
                        Well I'm feelin' mighty fine, got good music on my radio
                        Well I wanna kiss you baby,
                        While you're standing 'neath the mistletoe

                        Saintee came down the chimney
                        'Bout half past three
                        Left all these pretty presents
                        That you see before me
                        Merry Christmas pretty baby, you sure been good to me
                        I haven't had a drink this morning
                        But I'm all lit up like a Christmas tree

                        It's Not How Many Numbers You Post, But If You Can  Post The Right One's To Fall!

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                          Posted: December 12, 2006, 12:17 am - IP Logged

                          GIVE LOVE ON CHRISTMAS DAY
                          The Jackson Five 

                          People making lists, buying special gifts,
                          It's a time to be kind to one and all
                          It's that time of year when good friends are dear
                          And you wish you could give more
                          Than just presents from a store

                          Why don't you give love on Christmas day (on Christmas day)
                          Oh even the man who has everything
                          Would be so happy if you would bring
                          Him love on Christmas day (on Christmas day)
                          No greater gift is there than love

                          People you don't know smiling out hello
                          Everywhere there's an air of Christmas joy
                          It's that once a year, when the world's sincere
                          And you'd like to find a way
                          To show the things that words can't say

                          Why don't you give love on Christmas day (on Christmas day)
                          The man on the street and the couple upstairs
                          All need to know that there's one cares
                          Give love on Christmas day (Christmas day)
                          No greater gift is there than love
                          What the world needs is love
                          Yes the world needs your love

                          Why don't you give love on Christmas day (on Christmas Day)
                          Oh every little child on Santa's knee
                          Has room for your love underneath his tree
                          Give love on Christmas day (Christmas day)
                          No greater gift is there than love
                          What the world needs is love
                          Yes the world needs your love

                          Give love on Christmas day (Christmas day) ...
                          (fade)



                          (Contributed by boB Cartlidge - December 2002

                          takeemtothebank

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                            I got a request to create a song, but after 14 hrs of work my mind is mush.  I think the songs here would be hard to top anyway.  Funny. 

                            How about a Rudolph song?

                             

                            "Rudolph the betting reindeer,

                            Had a very lucky streak.

                            All of the other reindeer,

                            Said Rudolph's a gambling freak."

                             

                            "I saw Mommy stealing scratch-off cards

                            Underneath the counter at the store...."

                             

                            Sorry, I need a little help here.

                            I don't know if any u remember this song called Randolf, the six gun cowboy. We heard some guys singing this song in a bar years ago & u sing it exactly like rudolf, the red nose reindeer. warning: do not get mad at me, I did not write this song.    Here it goes:

                             

                            Randolf, the six gun cowboy, had a very shiny gun,

                            & if u ever saw it, u would drop your pants & run.

                            All of the other cowboys used to laugh & call him names,

                            they never let poor Randolf  join in any cowboy games.

                            then one foggy x-mas eve, the sheriff came to say

                            "Randolf, with your gun so bright, won't u shoot my wife tonight.

                            then how the cowboy loved him as they shout it out with glee.  

                            Heeeee   Hawwwwwwwww!

                            Randolf, the six gun cowboy, u'll go down in history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                             

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                              I notice you live in Southwest Florida too.  Just let me know which bars to stay out of!!Big Grin Santa  LOL

                               

                              How about the meteorologist in Russia (when it was the Soviet Union) that always was right?

                                  "Rudolph the Red knows rain dear..."

                              (groan)