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Christmas Songs for LP

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Posted: December 12, 2006, 7:05 am - IP Logged

Sing to the tune  'Santa is coming to town"

 

Oh .. no need to watch out

Go ahead and cry

Go ahead and pout

I am telling you why

Santa Claus is coming to town

 

He hit the powerball and

will work no more

You will have to buy your own

presents in a store.

 

Santa Claus is coming to town..


He is skipping your house

and he won't be back

He has you nothing in his sack..

 

Santa Claus is a millionaire..

     OLD/Vtrac   Lottery Bible         Double Warnings      Thumbs Up TN F34/F44

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    Posted: December 12, 2006, 10:41 am - IP Logged

    Not lottery but since we're doing parodies, therees' this classic, the tune is

    Walking Around In A Winter Wonderland

    Lacey things, the wife is missing.
    Didn't ask, for her permission
    I'm wearing her clothes,
    her silk panty hose.
    Walking around in women's underwear.

    In the store, there's a teddy.
    With little straps, like spaghetti.
    It holds me so tight,
    like handcuffs at night.
    Walking around in women's underwear

    In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
    He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
    He'll say "Are you ready?"
    I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait until the wife is out of town."

    Later on, if you wanna,
    We can dress, like Madonna.
    Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
    Walking around in women's underwear.

    Lacey things, missing.
    Didn't ask, permission.

    Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
    Walking around in women's underwear.

    Walking around in women's underwear.
    Walking around in women's underwear......"
     

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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      Posted: December 12, 2006, 11:26 am - IP Logged

      As they say...'tis the Season to be Molly.

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        Posted: December 12, 2006, 12:53 pm - IP Logged


        How about:

        We wish you a straight hit Pick 3

        We wish you a straight hit Pick 3

        We wish you a straight hit Pick 3

        And a straight hit Pick 4! 

        Wink

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Posted: December 12, 2006, 6:48 pm - IP Logged

          It's beginning to look a lot like quick picks

          no system's worked for me, 

          Bang Head

          oh I've added 12 and minused one

          and multipled the difference by three

           

          It's beginning to look a lot like quick picks

          no system's worked for me,

          Bang Head

          I walked in with my playslips

          onl'y to see a payout go to a quick pick s.o. .......

          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

          Lep

          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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            Posted: December 13, 2006, 2:20 am - IP Logged

            It's beginning to look a lot like quick picks

            no system's worked for me, 

            Bang Head

            oh I've added 12 and minused one

            and multipled the difference by three

             

            It's beginning to look a lot like quick picks

            no system's worked for me,

            Bang Head

            I walked in with my playslips

            onl'y to see a payout go to a quick pick s.o. .......

            Good one!

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              Posted: December 13, 2006, 10:10 am - IP Logged

              Tune: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

              Good Luck Ye System Players But   (re: jackpot games)

               

              Good luck ye systems players but you're peeing in the wind!

              No system yet has beat lotto again and again 

              Time after time the winner's a quick pick, oh it's true

              Oh the winner's a quick pick, a quick pick,

              Oh the winner is a quick pick

               

              You might hit three

              You might hit four

              Oh well whoop-tee-doo

              Those payouts are mere chump change 

              The lotto loves this too

              Oh the winner's a quick pick, quick pick

              Oh the winner is a quick pick 

              Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

              Lep

              There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                Posted: December 13, 2006, 10:16 am - IP Logged


                Tune: We Wish You A Merry Christmas

                (for a jackpot winner) 

                 
                Oh You Better Stay Anonymous 

                Oh you better stay anonymous

                oh you better stay anonymous

                oh you better stay anonymous

                Or your "friends" will find you!

                 

                They'll hear of your fortune

                and  want their "fair" portion

                oh you stay anonymous

                or they will find you! 

                 

                Oh you better stay anonymous

                oh you better stay anonymous

                oh you better stay anonymous

                Or your "friends" will find you!

                 

                They'll say "buy me houses"

                and "buy me Jaguars"

                they'll do this because

                they know where you are

                 

                Oh you better stay anonymous

                oh you better stay anonymous

                oh you better stay anonymous

                Or your "friends" will find you!

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                  Posted: December 15, 2006, 2:03 am - IP Logged

                  'Twas the night before Mega

                  and all over the board

                  the system players were plotting

                  five inside and one more

                  Some even said 'lock'

                  that forbidden word

                  one predicted 1 thru 6

                  considered absurd!

                  Then came the drawing

                  the white balls did fall

                  for all the predictions

                  two numbers hit, but no Mega ball

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                    Posted: December 15, 2006, 2:38 pm - IP Logged

                    I got a request to create a song, but after 14 hrs of work my mind is mush.  I think the songs here would be hard to top anyway.  Funny. 

                    How about a Rudolph song?

                     

                    "Rudolph the betting reindeer,

                    Had a very lucky streak.

                    All of the other reindeer,

                    Said Rudolph's a gambling freak."

                     

                    "I saw Mommy stealing scratch-off cards

                    Underneath the counter at the store...."

                     

                    Sorry, I need a little help here.


                    You.......better wath outta, you butter not CRY

                    YOUuuu............................don'tt CRY

                    PSYKO%#$@*(^))^_*++TELLING!!

                    U WHY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

                    just buy QUICK pic

                    $$$$$$$...BUY

                    BY...........LOL

                    PartyNoelMerry Xm

                    PSYKOMO 

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                      Posted: December 15, 2006, 8:21 pm - IP Logged
                                   Jingle  Balls
                      Dashing to LP, Every Single Day
                      To See My Friends and Foes (lol)             Computer 
                      And what they've picked today
                      Lin-ing up the ones
                      That will sure-ly hit
                      Oh Me, ,,,, let it be, ,,,  please let it be today!!!!!!!!!       Please 
                      Ohhhhhhhh....................
                      Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle Every Day                         Lottery 
                      Oh what Pain it is to see the wrong ball for the day
                      Ohhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                      Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle All The Way
                      Oh Dear Lord, I just won,,,,,,,,I can play one   m  o re  day  ........hehehehehehe          I Won 
                      (I think I've lost my mind)
                            Merry Christmas   
                                       

                       

                                                                                     

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                        Posted: December 15, 2006, 11:39 pm - IP Logged


                        Charah 20

                        Excellent, and excellent use of emoties!

                        Well done!

                        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                        Lep

                        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                          You'd better not doubt, you better go buy

                          Just get a quick pick, I'm telling you why

                          Lotto Fairy's coming to town

                           

                          She's making her list, checking it twice

                          If you don't believe she'll drop you like ice 

                          Lotto Fairy's coming to twon

                           

                          She sees you with your systems

                          She knows your picks aren't hot

                          Without her intervention

                          You won't win diddly squat

                           

                          Oh, you'd better not doubt, you better go buy

                          Just get a quick pick, I'm telling you why

                          Lotto Fairy's coming to town

                           

                          She knows some say it's not luck,

                          That it is striclty math

                          But they're always just a number off

                          And oh that makes her laugh 

                           

                          Oh, you'd better not doubt, you better go buy

                          Just get a quick pick, I'm telling you why

                          Lotto Fairy's coming to town

                          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                          Lep

                          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                            Posted: December 17, 2006, 11:12 am - IP Logged

                             Roll Funny Coin Toss
                                       FairyHope she comes to

                                                      my town soon....lol