You know you're a LP lotto player when:

Reply #67

Coin Toss — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:22:21 GMT

You know you're a LP lotto player when you make a guess at your total at the checkout, the guess is exactly right, and you play it as a pick 3 or pick 4!

You know you're a LP lotto player when, with the same scenario above, you were off by less than a dollar and you play the real total, your guess, and the differecne between the two

Reply #66

Jack Pot — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:53:31 GMT

You know you are a Lottery Post lotto player when you can read and understand Psychomo's posts.

Reply #65

Steven948 — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:36:24 GMT

Reply #64

Coin Toss — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:42:36 GMT

When you live in one lotto state but think of moving to another lotto state because you like their games better

Reply #63

pumpi76 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:38:39 GMT

you know you are an LP member when you want to steal NASA supercomputers, place it in your backyard and analyse your lotto numbers...

Reply #62

pumpi76 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:21:57 GMT

you know you are an LP member when your last post is a 3 am...

Reply #61

pumpi76 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:29:29 GMT

you are an LP lotto player when you get up at 4am earlier than the 5am posting time to post your predictions...

Reply #60

djklaugh — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:48:35 GMT

You know you're a LP lotto player when, although you have not won a jackpot yet, you have the phone numbers for the best lottery attorney and the best financial advisor in your area on speed dial

..................................................... when you know the laws in your state reguarding collecting a jackpot annonymously

Reply #59

pacattack05 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:51:36 GMT

Sunday: Working all day and night.

Monday: Working all day and night, again.

Tuesday: Off work, much needed sleep, and chores, then sit back, relax, play some guitar, have a few drinks.

Wednesday: Same as Tuesday, with some changes, meet my girlfriend 30 miles away.....lol.

Thursday: Pretty much the same as Monday, and Tuesday, but with minor changes.

Friday: Back to work.

Saturday: Still working.

Sunday: Still making the doughnuts.

Monday: Last day of torture.

Tuesday... [ More ]

Reply #58

lank — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:38:55 GMT

You know you are a player when you sit at the railroad track waiting for the train to go by and you write down the number on each box car and play them

Reply #57

MissNYC — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:09:57 GMT

LOL that is SO TRUE! You wouldn't believe how many people don't realize that jackpots are practically cut in half, then taxed! Then when you tell them, you get this crazy look.

Reply #56

pumpi76 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:08:20 GMT

you know you are an LP member when whenever you come to lp you see on the front cover: Winning Grinning with D' Queen...

You know you are an LP member whenever your credit card has the Powerball logo on it...

Reply #55

pacattack05 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:46:44 GMT

Agree, or when you make a huge deposit which resembles the number 6, and just confirms the gut feeling you've been having all day long, of the overdue number in the first position for the p-3....lol

Reply #54

takeitez — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:04:17 GMT

When you have an emergency rush to the john and just make it in time, you glance over to the paper roll and it is empty, yet the first thing that comes to your mind is Wonder what are the numbers for empty paper roll? .

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Reply #53

Toney725 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:07:57 GMT

You get a new debit/credit card and you play the last 4 digits or the 3 digit security code on the back and you hit

Reply #52

Tenaj — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:44:10 GMT

When you know the theme music of the lottery drawings from different states by heart, and the announcers names.

Reply #51

bigdsing — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:52:10 GMT

When you are at Work thinking ......What number will i play tonight? When I hit the pick 3 for a

hundred dollars I gonna call in gone....When your out enjoying the day with friends/family and your

checking the time(so you don't miss that nites drawing). When you spend hours at the computer

and have notebooks just for pick 3 workouts. When you hit it str8 and can't wait to work on the next days

numbers. Finally...when you go on vacation in another State and play there

Reply #50

bigdsing — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:43:21 GMT

LOL.. How did you know about my daily routine

Reply #49

psykomo — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:02:30 GMT

Instyle:

When my state OFFER'sssssssssss GAS for LIFE and PSYKO HIT'$$$$$$$$

D JACKPOT $$$$$$$$$ yes, PSYKO

will sit down and E-MAIL all the DEMO congressperperson'ssss

and the DEMO senateperperson'ssss to THANK-THEM ALL!!!!!!!!

THEY R L@@Kin OUT for U ME 2 ???

aunt LIFE g@@d for U me 2

WHY play pick 3 R 4 R 5 play GET UR GAS LOTTO JACKPOT !!

LOL

PSYKOMO

Reply #48

psykomo — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:03:51 GMT

SORRRRRRRRY BUTT:

PSYKO though these were the PEOPLE who ruled RUSSIA collected egg's................ate FISH egg's and the CHICKEN EGG'ssssss

with rubie's and diamond's STUCK in THEM $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

LOL

PSYKOMO

Reply #47

DC81 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:44:15 GMT

Stands for Certificate of Deposit Account Registry Service. Basically it allows you to have a single CD account that's fully covered by FDIC insurance upto 50 million dollars rather than just the regular $100,000.

More info and a better explanation, along with articles can be found here: http://www.cdars.com

Reply #46

Instyle — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:24:08 GMT

I agree, they are cracking me up. ha ha ha ha ha ! if they are this when funny when their loosing , I don't want to see them when they win BIG! THIS IS FUNNY

Reply #45

Nino224 — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 05:51:07 GMT

CDARS

Reply #44

MmeFlorida — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:45:53 GMT

when you are never logged off- even when you are not at the computer

when you compare 5 or more predictors picks with yours and choose the ones that match

Reply #43

jarasan — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:43:32 GMT

When you stay logged on LP while you run out to buy night plays.

Reply #42

Coin Toss — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:37:29 GMT

In the first casino I worked in we had four women named Tina on the same shift. So to distinguish them, they all had nicknames, Tina the waitress, etc..and one who was drop-dead gorgeous named Tina the Gunner. That was her nickname because she had been a corporal in the IDF (Israeli Army) and brougt in a picture of herself, in uniform, firing an Uzi. Oh Mama mia!

Well, one time she was at a 7-11 and her bill came to $10.66 (she spoke with an British accent), and she looked at the clerk and sa... [ More ]

Reply #41

justxploring — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:09:29 GMT

How very true! Last night when I purchased my Fantasy 5 ticket someone at the counter was being helped (don't know what the transaction was) but I just heard Okay, that's $19.68 and I said Oh, that's the year I graduated high school. Like they care, right? Then I thought - It's a sign, it's a sign. Maybe I should play pick-4 tonight.

No, I did not bet the extra dollar. I wanted to prove to myself I could walk away and the numbers would not be picked. I am so glad they didn't hit. Phew... [ More ]

Reply #40

psykomo — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:40:11 GMT

JP69:

But,when U-HIT-D-JACKPOT

all BUTT's disappear $$$$

UR in D HALL of FAME !!!!!!

LOL (too all Lottery Post member's)

PSYKOMO

Reply #39

djklaugh — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:41:11 GMT

You know you're a LP lotto player (or else just really nutzo and addicted to the lottery) when you invent weird ways to pick numbers like

making squares of paper or cardboard with all the numbers for PB or MM or your state lottery, line them up along the edge of the dining room table, and play the ones the cats knock on the floor

put all those squares in to a bowl and let your 2yo grandchild pick 6 numbers out

line up all those squares and dangle a pendulum over each one to see if it... [ More ]

Reply #38

Coin Toss — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:26:00 GMT

You know you're a LP lotto player:

When you read something like this in a book (about fitness and exercise)

a little but of somehting is better than a lot of nothing and it makes you think of playing Pick 3 for the payoffs instead of Pick 6 or MM or PB

Reply #37

tntea — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:45:33 GMT

I will soon be adding the Passtime codes I give customers as my lottery choices. LOL

Each week when they make a payment they will receive a (9) digit code.. ex 908-788-394 to enter into their car for another week.

But if they don't make a payment... Their car won't start...

Reply #36

psykomo — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:05:02 GMT

when U don't know UR username here @ d? LP?:

issit?......PSYKOMO or PSYKO.......????

LOL

Reply #35

Coin Toss — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:47:54 GMT

Kind of surpising no one has said this yet......

When you go through the usernames here at LP looking for names with numbers in them- and you play them

Reply #34

dumars798 — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:23:13 GMT

You know you're a lottery post player when you're internet is acting up and you call

other Lottery post member's and ask them 2 post 4 u

Reply #33

Litebets27 — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:10:40 GMT

You know you're a LP lottery player when, someone famous dies, and you've posted a string of numbers from his/her death age to play.

.....you are playing the baby weights and time of birth of children born in other States or Countries.

litebets

Reply #32

jackpotismine — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:37:09 GMT

You know you're a LP lotto player when: Your homepage is Lottery Post.

Reply #31

JAP69 — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:24:59 GMT

When you watch the numbers drawn and yell I knew that number was gonna hit but I did not play it.

Reply #30

ConstantlyB — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:20:13 GMT

oh I've been busted on that one. I've played my utility bill number plenty of times. heheheheeeeeeee.

Old Lady once told me, Baby, play what you need. BOOM! never fails

Reply #29

Litebets27 — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:16:18 GMT

You know and everyone else knows that your a LP lottery player when some one in the lottery line yells out, I wonder what played in Virginia today and you pull out your copy of todays result and yell back........###.

You know that your a hooked LP lottery player when you find yourself racing home, breaking the speed limit to reach home in time to consult what played today, last month, last year on LP, do an extensive workout continue to go through the postings and look up to find...oh no... [ More ]

Reply #28

ConstantlyB — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:46:17 GMT

OMG!!! MY SIDES ARE HURTING.....I've got to admit...I'm hooked...addicted to the LP site!!!

because aaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.....are my kind of crazy

Reply #27

djklaugh — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:36:03 GMT

You know you're a LP lotto player when: You play numbers from the account numbers you have to work with all day

You know where the top 5 winning ticket sellers (stores) in your state are and have visited at least 3 of them

You think of driving around and watching license plates as your own personal RNG

You play house numbers, phone numbers, and even your kids social security numbers

You can name the top LP predictors for any particular game ... without looking it up

Reply #26

tntea — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:24:51 GMT

You play your VIN on your vehicle.

You play your utility account number

You play PB like it is Keno.

You play your purchase price.

You play your change price.

You have your grandkids to color the bubbles on the playslip.

You look at numbers on bar codes of products you are buying.

You play the calories you consume in one day.

Reply #25

Sandra Dee — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 18:34:22 GMT

you know you're a LP lotto player when everyone around you consults their horoscopes you check the Mystical forum

when your system at work messes up and your first instinct is to write 'Todd' but ...

when the new guy sounds just like psykomo and you're the only one that understands him

Reply #24

sfilippo — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 13:52:27 GMT

You know you are a Lottery Player when someone yells. FIRE!!!, in a crowded theater,

and you yell back the dream number for fire!

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I was blogging about the 7 year tribulation period possible starting later this year

and Jarasan commented on it with some pick 4 numbers. It was funny! Jarasan is definitely a Lottery player

Reply #23

lottocalgal — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:54:11 GMT

***

You are a very YOUNG LP Lotto Player when.....

You have no idea what Vinyl albums are and LP has only one meaning.

Reply #22

lottocalgal — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:45:52 GMT

I like these TT,

I was actually laughing at the last one.

Reply #21

Coin Toss — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:59:57 GMT

You've payed for your tickets with all coins- not because you didn't have bills but were trying to change your luck.

Close to the drawing time and completely out of ideas to pick numbers, you went into a dollar store and bought two combination locks to use those numbers!

You have notebooks of graph paper that you've modified to resemble your game's matrix.

You have lucky pens or pencils that you use only to mark your playslips, and nothing else, ever.

You've played your tickets in a... [ More ]

Reply #20

honey10 — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:16:15 GMT

you know you're a LP lotto player when the only tv channels you watch is where the

lotto drawing shows.

Reply #19

sorensonfan41 — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:11:28 GMT

You know you're a LP lotto player when you, shortly after graduating high school, play your friends' football, baseball, and basketball jersey numbers for Mega Millions.

I know that's true because.......[Ron White]I've seen me do it.[/Ron White

Reply #18

JonnyBgood07 — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:58:46 GMT

LOL@ .. 20 years lump sum thing..

Reply #17

Dead_Aim — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:40:18 GMT

Your kids are flunking school because they are using lottery math on their homework and they keep telling the teacher that daddy said only the numbers 0 thru 9 are important.

Reply #16

justxploring — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:12:00 GMT

I agree with Pac! Some of the above replies are very funny! (Jake, the elected officials line is priceless.) Okay, I'll try to add a few, but I think you've all got this covered!

Your 2 children are named Lotto and Keno.

Your wife goes into labor at 11:02 and you ask if she can wait until the end of the live drawing.

A cop stops you and asks Did you know you were doing 42 in a 35mph zone? You drive off to play 4-2-3-5.

You go to court and are convicted of a crime. The judge gives yo... [ More ]

Reply #15

Dead_Aim — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:11:41 GMT

You know you're a LP lotto player when: you now look forward to that overseas trip your wife has been wanting to go on for years so you can start an off shore bank account and play online again.

Reply #14

time*treat — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:53:18 GMT

*When you're not buying tickets, the clerk accuses you of getting them from somewhere else and jealously gives you the cold shoulder.

Reply #13

ThatScaryChick — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:31:51 GMT

When you leave the site each night and go to bed thinking of the numbers you may or not play.

Reply #12

Jake — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:28:54 GMT

When asked to name your elected officials, you start with the Lottery Director.

When you know there is something 50 cents will buy nowadays.

When 'missing by one' is officially added to the list of things known to cause premature hair loss.

When an extended and unexplained absence from posting can only mean 1 of 2 things -

you've died or you've won a jackpot.

Reply #11

mylollipop — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:36:01 GMT

Every number combination you see has a significant magic meaning.

You dream and dream, then you wake up a play the big one and know in your heart of hearts that you are not gonna win this one.

A free ticket is a win after a long dry streak!

Just posted and looked at the number of my posts. Gotta use 577 for something! Just got that feelin' So I come back to edit and post this addendum

Reply #10

DC81 — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:08:06 GMT

Anyone played my number of post? Unfortunately it seems to change quickly.

Reply #9

pacattack05 — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:05:24 GMT

You know you're an avid LP lottery player when you sit at your computer staring at the empty reply box to this topic for an hour trying to come up with a better slogan than the great ones listed above.

Reply #8

Coin Toss — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:11:05 GMT

Most of your favorites are numerology, astrology, and RNG sites.

You have Madam Zelda on speed dial.

You've played the batting average leader's in each league's average as your Pick 3.

Every memo pad you have- and you're never without one - has mostly numbers in it, actual drawings, possible plays, and even dreams worked out by Pythagorean numerology to correspond with numbers

You can't not notice the serial numbers on paper currency.

Your dog barks and you listen close to see if... [ More ]

Reply #7

onenumber — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:52:36 GMT

....You're driving and notice a car license plate number that was yesterday's winning 4 digit....straight!!! And you wished you would've seen it yesterday

Reply #6

tntea — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:27:32 GMT

When you look at 445 and see 990

Reply #5

time*treat — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:40:43 GMT

*The place you buy your tickets has a parking space reserved for you.... and a machine.

*Another place, competing for your business, has offered to send a courier to pick up your playslips.

Reply #4

DC81 — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:06:19 GMT

When you look at a MM or PB jackpot you know within seconds of how much it is with the cash option and what it would roughly be after taxes and refer to the winnings at that amount instead of the advertised annuity when discussing it, which results in people staring at you as if you're a weirdo.

Reply #3

time*treat — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:38:10 GMT

*You can hold your own in a discussion about trusts and annuities, with the boys from accounting. You work as a plumber.

*You wonder why people look at you funny when you use phrases like present value future worth when they just want to borrow a lousy twenty bucks .

*You know more about CDARS than the bank teller. The bank manager overhears wants to know if you're looking for work.

Reply #2

JonnyBgood07 — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:33:46 GMT

you know you're an LP player when the daily double DOESN'T involve a shot of prune juice and an enima

Reply #1

Stack47 — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:22:14 GMT

You buy an expensive pick-3 program the shows 50% of the numbers are even or odd and 50% are high or low.

You know you're a LP lotto player when:

Coin Toss — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:42:11 GMT

Another parody of the Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck routine but let's have some fun - the title means not only a lottery player but a member of LP lottery player.

You know you're a LP lotto player when:

You've played your grocery bill, power bill, or any one as a Pick 3 or Pick 4.

You've played the amount of gallons you pumped to the tenths or hundredth.

You look for the lowest priced gas and frive around to save 5 cents a gallon 0 and then spend $10 on lotto!

You contantl... [ More ]