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You know you're a LP lotto player when:

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Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Posted: June 20, 2008, 6:42 pm - IP Logged

Another parody of the Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck routine but let's have some fun - the title means not only a lottery player but a member of LP lottery player.

You know you're a LP lotto player when:

You've played your grocery bill, power bill, or any one as a Pick 3 or Pick 4.

You've played the amount of gallons you pumped to the tenths or hundredth.

You look for the lowest priced gas and frive around to save 5 cents a gallon 0 and then spend $10 on lotto!

You contantly notice license plates and play them.

You know the drawing time of your state lottery - and some other states!

You don't go to bed til you check LP for the results.

You've not only been in a MM or PB pool, but a separate pool bettig on what amount the jackpot gets hit at or what state it gets hit in.

You've played sports scores....

tbc - keep it going  Wink

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    Posted: June 20, 2008, 7:22 pm - IP Logged

    Another parody of the Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck routine but let's have some fun - the title means not only a lottery player but a member of LP lottery player.

    You know you're a LP lotto player when:

    You've played your grocery bill, power bill, or any one as a Pick 3 or Pick 4.

    You've played the amount of gallons you pumped to the tenths or hundredth.

    You look for the lowest priced gas and frive around to save 5 cents a gallon 0 and then spend $10 on lotto!

    You contantly notice license plates and play them.

    You know the drawing time of your state lottery - and some other states!

    You don't go to bed til you check LP for the results.

    You've not only been in a MM or PB pool, but a separate pool bettig on what amount the jackpot gets hit at or what state it gets hit in.

    You've played sports scores....

    tbc - keep it going  Wink

    You buy an expensive pick-3 program the shows 50% of the numbers are even or odd and 50% are high or low.

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      Posted: June 20, 2008, 7:33 pm - IP Logged

      You buy an expensive pick-3 program the shows 50% of the numbers are even or odd and 50% are high or low.

      you know you're an LP player when the daily double DOESN'T involve a shot of prune juice and an enima

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        Posted: June 20, 2008, 7:38 pm - IP Logged

        *You can hold your own in a discussion about trusts and annuities, with the boys from accounting. You work as a plumber.

        *You wonder why people look at you funny when you use phrases like "present value" & "future worth" when they "just want to borrow a lousy twenty bucks".

        *You know more about CDARS than the bank teller. The bank manager overhears & wants to know if you're looking for work.

        In neo-conned Amerika, bank robs you.
        Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be the name of a convenience store, not a govnoment agency.

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          Posted: June 20, 2008, 8:06 pm - IP Logged

          When you look at a MM or PB jackpot you know within seconds of how much it is with the cash option and what it would roughly be after taxes and refer to the winnings at that amount instead of the advertised annuity when discussing it, which results in people staring at you as if you're a weirdo.

          You can't predict random.

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            Posted: June 20, 2008, 8:40 pm - IP Logged

            *The place you buy your tickets has a parking space reserved for you.... and a machine.

            *Another place, competing for your business, has offered to send a courier to pick up your playslips.

            In neo-conned Amerika, bank robs you.
            Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be the name of a convenience store, not a govnoment agency.

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              Posted: June 20, 2008, 9:27 pm - IP Logged

              When you look at 445 and see 990

                   OLD/Vtrac   Lottery Bible         Double Warnings      Thumbs Up TN F34/F44

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                Posted: June 20, 2008, 10:52 pm - IP Logged

                ....You're driving and notice a car license plate number that was yesterday's winning 4 digit....straight!!!  And you wished you would've seen it yesterday!!!

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                  Posted: June 21, 2008, 12:11 am - IP Logged

                  Most of your favorites are numerology, astrology, and RNG sites.

                  You have Madam Zelda on speed dial.

                  You've played the batting average leader's in each league's average as your Pick 3.

                  Every memo pad you have- and you're never without one - has mostly numbers in it, actual drawings, possible plays, and even dreams worked out by Pythagorean numerology to correspond with numbers

                  You can't not notice the serial numbers on paper currency.

                  Your dog barks and you listen close to see if there's a pattern -

                  yip yip (2)  yip yip yip yip yip (5) yip (1), and you play it!

                  You can't walk past one of those Your Weight and Lucky Numbers scales.

                  You've extracted lotto numbers out of your LP member number.

                  You've played your, or someone else's, number of posts.

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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                    Posted: June 21, 2008, 1:05 am - IP Logged

                    You know you're an avid LP lottery player when you sit at your computer staring at the empty reply box to this topic for an hour trying to come up with a better slogan than the great ones listed above.

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                      Posted: June 21, 2008, 1:08 am - IP Logged

                      Anyone played my number of post?LOL Unfortunately it seems to change quickly.

                      You can't predict random.

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                        Posted: June 21, 2008, 1:36 am - IP Logged

                        Every number combination you see has a significant magic meaning. 

                        You dream and dream, then you wake up a play the big one and know in your heart of hearts that you are not gonna win this one.

                        A free ticket is a win after a long dry streak!

                         

                        Just posted and looked at the number of my posts.  Gotta use 577 for something!  Just got that feelin' So I come back to edit and post this addendum

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                          Posted: June 21, 2008, 2:28 am - IP Logged

                              When asked to name your elected officials, you start with the Lottery Director.

                           

                             When you know  there is something 50 cents will buy nowadays.

                           

                             When 'missing by one' is officially added to the list of things known to cause premature hair loss.

                             

                             When an extended and unexplained absence from posting can only mean 1 of 2 things -

                                                                                                             you've died or you've won a jackpot.

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                            Posted: June 21, 2008, 2:31 am - IP Logged

                            When you leave the site each night and go to bed thinking of the numbers you may or not play.

                            "No one remembers the person who almost climbed the mountain, only the person who eventually gets to the top."

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                              Posted: June 21, 2008, 2:53 am - IP Logged

                              *When you're not buying tickets, the clerk accuses you of "getting them from somewhere else" and jealously gives you the cold shoulder.

                              In neo-conned Amerika, bank robs you.
                              Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be the name of a convenience store, not a govnoment agency.