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You know you're a LP lotto player when:

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Posted: July 18, 2008, 12:48 am - IP Logged

*You can hold your own in a discussion about trusts and annuities, with the boys from accounting. You work as a plumber.

*You wonder why people look at you funny when you use phrases like "present value" & "future worth" when they "just want to borrow a lousy twenty bucks".

*You know more about CDARS than the bank teller. The bank manager overhears & wants to know if you're looking for work.

You know you're a LP lotto player when, although you have not won a jackpot yet, you have the phone numbers for the best lottery attorney and the best financial advisor in your area on speed dial

..................................................... when you know the laws in your state reguarding collecting a jackpot annonymously  

Djklaugh

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"I have not failed. I have just found ten thousand things that don't work".  Thomas Edison

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    Posted: July 18, 2008, 2:29 am - IP Logged

    you are an LP lotto player when you get up at 4am earlier than the 5am posting time to post your predictions...

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      Posted: July 18, 2008, 4:21 am - IP Logged

      you know you are an LP member when your last post is a 3 am...

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        Posted: July 18, 2008, 6:38 am - IP Logged

        you know you are an LP member when you want to steal NASA supercomputers, place it in your backyard and analyse your lotto numbers...

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          Zeta Reticuli Star System
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          Posted: July 18, 2008, 3:42 pm - IP Logged

          When you live in one lotto state but think of moving to another lotto state because you like their games better!

          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

          Lep

          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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            Michigan
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            Posted: July 19, 2008, 6:36 am - IP Logged

            I agree with Pac!  Some of the above replies are very funny!  (Jake, the elected officials line is priceless.)  Okay, I'll try to add a few, but I think you've all got this covered!   

            Your 2 children are named Lotto and Keno.

            Your wife goes into labor at 11:02 and you ask if she can wait until the end of the live drawing.

            A cop stops you and asks "Did you know you were doing 42 in a 35mph zone?  You drive off to play 4-2-3-5.

            You go to court and are convicted of a crime.  The judge gives you 20 years.  You ask if you can take it as a lump sum.

            Your veterinarian asks if your dog has been scratching.  You answer "Of course not.  He can't hold a quarter between his teeth." 

            LOL

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              Posted: July 23, 2008, 9:53 am - IP Logged

              You know you are a Lottery Post lotto player when you can read and understand Psychomo's posts.

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                Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                Posted: August 3, 2008, 12:22 pm - IP Logged

                You know you're a LP lotto player when you make a guess at your total at the checkout, the guess is exactly right, and you play it as a pick 3 or pick 4!

                You know you're a LP lotto player when, with the same scenario above, you were off by less than a dollar and you play the real total, your guess, and the differecne between the two!

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.