I agree with Pac! Some of the above replies are very funny! (Jake, the elected officials line is priceless.) Okay, I'll try to add a few, but I think you've all got this covered!
Your 2 children are named Lotto and Keno.
Your wife goes into labor at 11:02 and you ask if she can wait until the end of the live drawing.
A cop stops you and asks "Did you know you were doing 42 in a 35mph zone? You drive off to play 4-2-3-5.
You go to court and are convicted of a crime. The judge gives you 20 years. You ask if you can take it as a lump sum.
Your veterinarian asks if your dog has been scratching. You answer "Of course not. He can't hold a quarter between his teeth."