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You know you're a LP lotto player when:

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Posted: July 13, 2008, 1:51 am - IP Logged

CDARS?

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    Posted: July 14, 2008, 1:24 pm - IP Logged

    I agree,   they are cracking me up.  ha ha ha ha ha !  if they are this when funny when their loosing , I don't want to see them when they win BIG!    THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!

      DC81's avatar - batman39
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      Posted: July 14, 2008, 1:44 pm - IP Logged

      CDARS?

      Stands for  Certificate of Deposit Account Registry Service. Basically it allows you to have a single CD account that's fully covered by FDIC insurance upto 50 million dollars rather than just the regular $100,000.

      More info and a better explanation, along with articles can be found here: http://www.cdars.com

      You can't predict random.

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        Posted: July 14, 2008, 6:03 pm - IP Logged

        CDARS?

        SORRRRRRRRY>>>>>>>>BUTT:

        PSYKO though these were the PEOPLE who ruled >>>>>>>RUSSIA & collected egg's................ate FISH egg's and the CHICKEN EGG'ssssss

        with rubie's and diamond's STUCK in THEM $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

        LOL

        PSYKOMO

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          Posted: July 14, 2008, 7:02 pm - IP Logged

          I agree,   they are cracking me up.  ha ha ha ha ha !  if they are this when funny when their loosing , I don't want to see them when they win BIG!    THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!

          Instyle:

          When my state OFFER'sssssssssss GAS for LIFE and PSYKO HIT'$$$$$$$$

          D>>>>JACKPOT>>>>>$$$$$$$$$>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yes, PSYKO

          will sit down and E-MAIL all the DEMO congressperperson'ssss>>>>>>>>

          and the DEMO senateperperson'ssss to THANK-THEM >>>>>>>ALL!!!!!!!!

          THEY R L@@Kin OUT for U & ME 2 ???

          aunt LIFE g@@d for U & me 2 >>>>>>

          WHY play pick 3 R 4 R 5 <<<<<<<<<<play GET UR GAS LOTTO JACKPOT !!

          LOL

          PSYKOMO

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            Posted: July 16, 2008, 5:43 pm - IP Logged

            when you are never logged off- even when you are not at the computer

             

            when you compare  5 or more predictors picks with yours and choose the ones that matchJester

            LOL.. How did you know about my daily routine? LOL

            Share the gift and prosper!    Beware of those making false claims, soon  they  will charge you  and  in the end you

             lose your investment and your faith in the real! 

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              Posted: July 16, 2008, 5:52 pm - IP Logged

              When you are at Work thinking ......What number will i play tonight? When I hit the pick 3 for a

              hundred dollars I gonna call in gone....When your out enjoying the day with friends/family and your

              checking the time(so you don't miss that nites drawing). When you spend hours at the computer

              and have notebooks just for pick 3 workouts. When you hit it str8 and can't wait to work on the next days

              numbers. Finally...when you go on vacation in another State and play there!

                Tenaj's avatar - michellea
                Charlotte NC
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                Posted: July 16, 2008, 6:44 pm - IP Logged

                When you know the theme music of the lottery drawings from different states by heart, and the announcers names.

                takeemtothebank

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                  Stone Mountain, GA
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                  Posted: July 17, 2008, 4:07 pm - IP Logged

                  You get a new debit/credit card and you play the last 4 digits or the 3 digit security code on the back and you hit!

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                    Posted: July 17, 2008, 5:04 pm - IP Logged

                      When you have an emergency rush to the john and just make it in time, you glance over to the paper roll and it is empty, yet the first thing that comes to your mind is " Wonder what are the numbers for empty paper roll?".

                    ez

                              No Pity!Guitar  Drum ........ in the long run........


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                      Posted: July 17, 2008, 5:46 pm - IP Logged

                        When you have an emergency rush to the john and just make it in time, you glance over to the paper roll and it is empty, yet the first thing that comes to your mind is " Wonder what are the numbers for empty paper roll?".

                      ez

                      Agree, or when you make a huge deposit which resembles the number 6, and just confirms the gut feeling you've been having all day long, of the overdue number in the first position for the p-3....lol

                                         

                                                 Roll Eyes

                                                 Embarassed

                                                 Puke

                                                 Thud

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                        Posted: July 17, 2008, 6:08 pm - IP Logged

                        you know you are an LP member when whenever you come to lp you see on the front cover: Winning & Grinning with D' Queen...

                        You know you are an LP member whenever your credit card has the "Powerball logo" on it...

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                          Posted: July 17, 2008, 6:09 pm - IP Logged

                          When you look at a MM or PB jackpot you know within seconds of how much it is with the cash option and what it would roughly be after taxes and refer to the winnings at that amount instead of the advertised annuity when discussing it, which results in people staring at you as if you're a weirdo.

                          LOL that is SO TRUE! You wouldn't believe how many people don't realize that jackpots are practically cut in half, then taxed! Then when you tell them, you get this crazy look.

                          "If you just keep believing, that dream that you wish will come true"

                          Bed

                           

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                            albany georgia
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                            Posted: July 17, 2008, 6:38 pm - IP Logged

                            You know you are a player when you sit at the railroad track waiting for the train to go by and you write down the number on each box car and play themSun Smiley


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                              Posted: July 17, 2008, 6:51 pm - IP Logged

                              You know you are a player when you sit at the railroad track waiting for the train to go by and you write down the number on each box car and play themSun Smiley

                              Sunday: Working all day and night.

                              Monday: Working all day and night, again.

                              Tuesday: Off work, much needed sleep, and chores, then sit back, relax, play some guitar, have a few drinks.

                              Wednesday: Same as Tuesday, with some changes, meet my girlfriend 30 miles away.....lol.

                              Thursday: Pretty much the same as Monday, and Tuesday, but with minor changes.

                              Friday: Back to work.

                              Saturday: Still working.

                              Sunday: Still making the doughnuts.

                              Monday: Last day of torture.

                              Tuesday: Little umbrella in my drink.

                              Wednesday: Sitting at the tracks.