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You know you're a LP lotto player when:

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ConstantlyB's avatar - chi
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Posted: June 23, 2008, 12:20 am - IP Logged

You know and everyone else knows that your a LP lottery player when some one in the lottery line yells out, "I wonder what played in Virginia today and you pull out your copy of todays result and yell back........###.

 

You know that your a hooked LP lottery player when you find yourself racing home, breaking the speed limit to reach home in time to consult what played today, last month, last year on LP, do an extensive workout continue to go through the postings and look up to find...oh no it's almost time for the machines to shut down. Then your  racing to your favorite lottery store, breaking the speed limit......

 

...when your paying you bills and every number looks like a good number to play....or you look at the number and say to yourself, that just played in Florida.

 

litebets

oh I've been busted on that one. I've played my utility bill number plenty of times. heheheheeeeeeee.

Old Lady once told me,"Baby, play what you need."  BOOM! never fails

"MAKE THAT MONEY YA'LL"

wisdom from Tyler Perry's Madea:"It doesn't matter what people call you....it's what you answer to."

    JAP69's avatar - alas
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    Posted: June 23, 2008, 12:24 am - IP Logged

    When you watch the numbers drawn and yell "I knew that number was gonna hit but I did not play it."

     Green laugh

    Oo'Ka

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      Kunming
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      Posted: June 23, 2008, 12:37 am - IP Logged

      You know you're a LP lotto player when: Your homepage is Lottery Post.

      Green laughGreen laughGreen laughGreen laugh                 Thud

      Play to win!

        Litebets27's avatar - power
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        Posted: June 23, 2008, 11:10 am - IP Logged

        You know you're a LP lottery player when, someone famous dies, and you've posted a string of numbers from his/her death age to play.

         

        .....you are playing the baby weights and time of birth of children born in other States or Countries.

         

        litebets

        Feeling,  PRICELESS!!!Banana

        Come on Jackpot!!!

          dumars798's avatar - batman17
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          Posted: June 23, 2008, 11:23 am - IP Logged

          You know you're a lottery post player when you're internet is acting up and you call

          other Lottery post member's and ask them 2 post 4 u!  Type

                               

                  Smart bets...... Equal Phat Pocket$!

                               

                       





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            Zeta Reticuli Star System
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            Posted: June 24, 2008, 2:47 pm - IP Logged

            Kind of surpising no one has said this yet......

            When you go through the usernames here at LP looking for names with numbers in them- and you play them!

            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

            Lep

            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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              Posted: June 25, 2008, 2:05 pm - IP Logged

              Kind of surpising no one has said this yet......

              When you go through the usernames here at LP looking for names with numbers in them- and you play them!

              when U don't know UR username here @ d? LP?:

              issit?......PSYKOMO or PSYKO.......????

              LOL

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                Posted: June 26, 2008, 2:45 pm - IP Logged

                I will soon be adding the Passtime codes I give customers as my lottery choices. LOL

                Each week when they make a payment they will receive a (9) digit code.. ex 908-788-394 to enter into their car for another week.

                 

                 

                But if they don't make a payment... Their car won't start...

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                  Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                  Posted: June 27, 2008, 4:26 pm - IP Logged

                  You know you're a LP lotto player:

                  When you read something like this in a book (about fitness and exercise)

                  a little but of somehting is better than a lot of nothing and it makes you think of playing Pick 3 for the payoffs instead of Pick 6 or MM or PB!

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                    Posted: June 28, 2008, 1:41 am - IP Logged

                    You know you're a LP lotto player (or else just really nutzo and addicted to the lottery) when you invent weird ways to pick numbers like

                        making squares of paper or cardboard with all the numbers for PB or MM or your state lottery, line them up along the edge of the dining room table, and play the ones the cats knock on the floor

                        put all those squares in to a bowl and let your 2yo grandchild pick 6 numbers out

                        line up all those squares and dangle a pendulum over each one to see if it's a winner for the next drawing

                        you save all your play slips and sometimes shuffle them, lay out a Tarot card spread, then play those slips

                        if you get your horoscope delivered by email and it's a particularly good one ;)  you use any numbers contained in the reading and the time it arrived in your inbox

                        you count the number of spots on any ladybug you happen to find .... and use that as your powerball number

                        you have a "master" play slip with all those numbers the "experts" tell you you're not supposed to play like birthdays and other lucky numbers and you feel a bit guilty about doing so ... but it's the one slip that  seems to bring you the most wins even though they might be small ones.

                    Djklaugh

                      Some things have to be believed to be seen.

                    "I have not failed. I have just found ten thousand things that don't work".  Thomas Edison

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                      Posted: June 30, 2008, 5:40 pm - IP Logged

                      When you watch the numbers drawn and yell "I knew that number was gonna hit but I did not play it."

                       Green laugh

                      I Agree!>>>>>>>>>>JP69:

                      But,when U-HIT-D-JACKPOT

                      all BUTT's "disappear" $$$$

                      UR in D "HALL of FAME" !!!!!!

                      LOL (too all Lottery Post member's)

                      PSYKOMO   

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                        Posted: June 30, 2008, 6:09 pm - IP Logged

                        When you watch the numbers drawn and yell "I knew that number was gonna hit but I did not play it."

                         Green laugh

                        How very true!   Last night when I purchased my Fantasy 5 ticket someone at the counter was being helped (don't know what the transaction was) but I just heard "Okay, that's $19.68" and I said "Oh, that's the year I graduated high school."   Like they care, right?  Then I thought - "It's a sign, it's a sign. Maybe I should play pick-4 tonight."

                        No, I did not bet the extra dollar.  I wanted to prove to myself I could walk away and the numbers would not be picked.  I am so glad they didn't hit.  Phew! 

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                          Posted: June 30, 2008, 6:37 pm - IP Logged

                          How very true!   Last night when I purchased my Fantasy 5 ticket someone at the counter was being helped (don't know what the transaction was) but I just heard "Okay, that's $19.68" and I said "Oh, that's the year I graduated high school."   Like they care, right?  Then I thought - "It's a sign, it's a sign. Maybe I should play pick-4 tonight."

                          No, I did not bet the extra dollar.  I wanted to prove to myself I could walk away and the numbers would not be picked.  I am so glad they didn't hit.  Phew! 

                          Green laugh

                          In the first casino I worked in we had four women named Tina on the same shift. So to distinguish them, they all had nicknames, Tina the waitress, etc..and one who was drop-dead gorgeous named "Tina the Gunner." That was her nickname because she had been a corporal in the IDF (Israeli Army) and brougt in a picture of herself, in uniform, firing an Uzi. Oh Mama mia!

                          Well, one time she was at a 7-11 and her bill came to $10.66 (she spoke with an British accent), and she looked at the clerk and said, "1066, the Battle of Hastings".

                          The clerk just gave her one of those "You must be from Mars" expressions.

                          I'm going to add this to our list here of knowing you're an LP lotto player when:

                          You overhear someone else's bill and you play it!

                          and also

                          When you or some0ne else gets a palindrominc number (the same backwards and forwards, such as 3773) for a bill and play it.

                          Wink     Lep

                          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                          Lep

                          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                            Posted: June 30, 2008, 7:43 pm - IP Logged

                            When you stay logged on LP while you run out to buy night plays.

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                              Posted: June 30, 2008, 7:45 pm - IP Logged

                              when you are never logged off- even when you are not at the computer

                               

                              when you compare  5 or more predictors picks with yours and choose the ones that matchJester