Lottery Joke :D

Reply #9

rdgrnr — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 06:42:26 GMT

I have a sense of humor.

But there's an old saying: I can call my brother an SOB but you can't.

Know what I'm sayin

Reply #8

joker17 — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 06:17:48 GMT

You think subdivision is a math problem.....lol

You believe dual air bags refer

to your wife and mother-in-law.

You've got more than

one brother named 'Darryl'.

Your kids take a siphon hose to Show and Tell.

The blue book value of your truck goes up and down

depending on how much gas it has in it.

Three quarters of the clothes you

own have LOGOS on them.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

You've... [ More ]

Reply #7

joker17 — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 06:04:57 GMT

You're a redneck..... If you got stopped by a state trooper.

He asked you if you had an I.D.

And you said, 'Bout What?'

You have to have a sense of humor folks.

Reply #6

sully16 — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 02:23:18 GMT

Thank for posting those numbers rdgrnr. They are more important than any lottery number could ever be.

Reply #5

emilyg — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:22:04 GMT

Reply #4

rdgrnr — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 23:46:55 GMT

Mine wasn't a joke sully but rather somewhat of a repartee. I just resent when some English ingrate twit takes a cheap-shot at my country. There are over 100,000 Americans buried all over Europe who went over there to save their butts and a large percentage if not most of them were what the Englishman calls rednecks .

The English and the rest of Europe would be Goose-Stepping to Wagner right now if not for those rednecks . They have no right to look down their nose at us.

I resent it.... [ More ]

Reply #3

sully16 — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:49:57 GMT

Old Hickory said we can take'em by surprise! ..I never heard lottery jokes before ,those are good. how rdgrnr got Johnny Horton in there i'll never know.

Reply #2

angelm — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:06:54 GMT

Jock finds himself in dire trouble ...

Jock finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial problems. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. God, please help me. Ah've lost ma wee store and if Ah dinna get some money, Ah'm going to lose my hoose too. Please let me win the lottery!

Lottery night! Someone else wins... Jock prays again. God, please let me win the lottery! Ah've lost my wee store, ma hoose and Ah'm going to lose ma car... [ More ]

Reply #1

rdgrnr — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 15:52:53 GMT

In 1814 we took a little trip

Along with Col. Jackson down the mighty Mississip

We took a little bacon and we took a little beans

And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans...

Well they ran thru the briars and they ran thru the brambles

And they ran thru the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go

They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em

On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

Lottery Joke :D

crystaltips — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 11:57:59 GMT

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, I want my $20 million.

To which the man replied, No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said, Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it.

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the... [ More ]