Country music titles meet LP and the lottery

Reply #84

jrosina — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:22:18 GMT

My Favorite Part is she can keep the winning half

Reply #83

jrosina — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:18:33 GMT

Yes, I know how to make poke sallet!...wait a minute are you saying pork salad...no,no that meat is deadly for us to eat. With all its little nasty friends that come along for the ride and then travel all through your body...Nah I pass rd.

Reply #82

rdgrnr — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:04:43 GMT

Thank you for the country song Rosie. The part about splitting the head in two was very touching. lol

You sound like a country girl. Do you know how to make poke sallet

Reply #81

jrosina — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:02:31 GMT

Well I re-did this one especially for rd... I think we would love this one, I think it captures his flavor

Reply #80

tiggs95 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:59:35 GMT

ridge i s starting to rub off on you..Your getting to sound like ridge..

Reply #79

jrosina — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:53:04 GMT

rd and I took our Winnin' ticket to the clerck at the store named mighty might

she scanned it said to us with a frightful sigh, it's not a winning ticket no, not right

I said give me back my ticket if you don't want an awful fight

she said how about we tear it in half or I can claim it on your behalf

I said how about I split your head in two and you can keep the Winning half!!!

Rd said No Li'le darlin', Its better if I bury the other half!

*Jr$ina

Reply #78

tiggs95 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:47:39 GMT

Maybe he's taking his monthly shower?..

Reply #77

jrosina — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:40:22 GMT

Lol. Ha ha No, We spoke on the e-mail rd is fine, he is taking in a couple of drinks and I think we all are in trouble! Especially now that I told him we love him! oh boy, he even threaten me with my own Panamenian Jokes! oh boy

Reply #76

tiggs95 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:28:57 GMT

Maybe ridgy is sulking or he got LUCKY..God forbid if that happen he will brag forever..

Reply #75

jrosina — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:25:42 GMT

What are you talking about Tiggs, I don't remember anything! LOL I can not stay upset with my rd! I even made a country song for rd

Reply #74

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:19:53 GMT

OK..Gotta run for a bit..If hillybilly comes on tell him all is forgiven and we will start anew..NUMBERS..

Reply #73

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:14:55 GMT

It's coming straight for you my Tiggs! we are cooking with Gas

Reply #72

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:46:57 GMT

I said it here on the thread..I'm getting a bit senile..

Reply #71

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:45:47 GMT

I been all alone here..How's the numbers coming?..

Reply #70

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:21:00 GMT

Okay, Okay! There is a cure also for the last thing you mentions with a Special natural herb! I will give you. You have to buy it at the Healt food Store, but did you have to say it here on this thread!!! Tiggs, Please!! Too much information!!! As far as the Muligan on my friend rd, the man that I love!! Of course all is forgiven my rd, my love come back to your rosina. who loves ya baby

Reply #69

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:09:38 GMT

Sully I got rheumatoid arthritis,diabetes,skin cancer (infected) ulcers on my foot!!. and erectile dysfunction..jorsina is helping me with all but the last..:):)..She has told me some stuff to buy and it has worked!!..Not going to die but days I wish I was dead..

jrosina let's give the happy hiillbilly a mulligan on the insult you diden't like..He means well just not feeling himself latley?? or maybe he is??...

Reply #68

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 16:44:17 GMT

rd I like you, don't start anything today...or are going to see how tight I am going to get if you use any racial jokes again! You...You Hillbillie!!! LoL

Reply #67

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 16:39:56 GMT

Yes sully our Tiggs was Ill, That's why I bother him so much so he can keep his spirits up! and now he is getting better, he is taking the cure

Reply #66

sully16 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 14:33:37 GMT

are you sick tiggs

Reply #65

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 11:31:47 GMT

Don't get jrosina upset today..She's trying hard to make tiggs a big winner..I'd kinda like to see what that feels like to be a big winner..Kiss and make up will yah..I need winners real bad I'm just a poor retired mailman just trying to make it to the end and the end is near...

Reply #64

rdgrnr — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:55:06 GMT

I'll give whats-her-name your best tiggs.

I never get in trouble intentionally, some women just don't understand me. They're just wound a little too tight.

Reply #63

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:22:47 GMT

tiggs can't take this pressure it makes him feel like he's back in the Post Office and that makes tiggs go a bit crazy..It's late I'll see you all here tomorrow same time same place..Until then,later..NUMBERS!!!..:):):)..Give my best to your Mrs's hillbilly,the one your with now..Try not to get into anymore trouble PLUUUEASEEEEE...I like it here..

Reply #62

rdgrnr — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:11:43 GMT

Hey tiggs, you expect an apology from me

Reply #61

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:04:52 GMT

You....rd apologize to Tiggs right now for that not so nice un-funny thing you said

Reply #60

sully16 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:02:58 GMT

hehehehe i got that...my dad had a dolly teeshirt once ..the coat of many colors album, he wore that thing until it was in rags.

Reply #59

rdgrnr — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:58:24 GMT

yeah, I love them, I mean her.

Reply #58

sully16 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:55:57 GMT

we got any Dolly Parton fans here

Reply #57

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:51:53 GMT

tee hee tee hee tee hee

Reply #56

rdgrnr — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:51:03 GMT

Yeah, it was funny. Loosen up a little bit Rosie. My whole family was military. My old man bombed the hell out of those krauts.

Political considerations aside, they were a hell of a military machine.

Reply #55

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:51:01 GMT

Yep, he is hiding! Come out rd, or I will be going to your private e-mail and have a show down! Don't make un-funny remarks

Reply #54

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:45:53 GMT

jrosina your making tiggs dizzy again..ridgerunner is hiding..coward..

Reply #53

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:44:31 GMT

Welcome Sully we missed you..ridge is in some deep do do with jrosina..I'm sitting back and watching..:)..I like this..

Reply #52

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:43:32 GMT

When you said You mean to tell me HE's the one who picks the Numbers?..I have to Split it with him? It was infering that you thought you were spliting it with me..and now that you know its not meeee; so you ask the question!! No I don't take any kind of drugs I don't even take Aspirin I am into Natural healing!! Use the herbs ALMIGHTY GOD put on the planet for us to use

Reply #51

sully16 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:42:52 GMT

sweet home ala 605 902 156 485

my baby boxed me now i have to cash her in.

Reply #50

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:37:44 GMT

ooooh ohhh whay to go ridge..You stepted in some deep do do this time..I'll just sit back and watch..

Reply #49

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:35:34 GMT

AAham.. rd?...rd that is not funny... not this time

Reply #48

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:34:01 GMT

jrosina put your glasses on babe..I said split with HIM..Helloooooooooo..You popping pills tonight?..

Reply #47

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:31:58 GMT

I don't care if youn won a Gazzillion Dollars Let me State here for the record, I am not expecting you to Split nothing with me, that is not the reason I am moved to do this, It will be Fun to see you spend the rest of your life Laughing and Scratching your head saying Well, well, well

Reply #46

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:31:54 GMT

I had no idea ridgerunner drank till I saw him sober once.,.

Reply #45

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:27:12 GMT

He is okay, he is Probably convincing his wife to let him take another Drink, and she said No

Reply #44

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:26:26 GMT

010 came in Fla tonight..I played in in Ky the other night and it came in 016..That's fair..

Reply #43

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:24:38 GMT

.............and

Reply #42

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:23:41 GMT

You mean to tell me He's the one who picks the numbers?..I have to split with Him?..

Reply #41

rdgrnr — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:22:33 GMT

Don't put yourself down for being Polish tiggs. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

Although I met an old German Infantryman and I asked him how they took Poland without firing a shot and he said they just marched in backwards and said they were leaving.

Reply #40

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:19:43 GMT

Its a Start, a good Start, its not because of me...Its Because of HIM,The Good LORD

Reply #39

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:18:27 GMT

Someone check the outhouse and see if ridgerunner is ok..

Reply #38

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:17:27 GMT

Inky Dinky Do I'm a winner because of you...It's a start..

Reply #37

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:15:47 GMT

Man your good..Had no idea..

Reply #36

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:10:44 GMT

Rosina work with Tiggs, He won the Big, Big score

He Ran and got it from the kroger super Store

know he laughs and doesn't talk about Luck

as he runs to the Bank, cause he aint so sure

Reply #35

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:03:04 GMT

I'm Polish and stuff like that is hard for us to do..Can you help me?..

Reply #34

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:01:55 GMT

The redneck must be giving himself a massage..

Reply #33

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:01:38 GMT

You have to write a Lp Poem, made up by You... like the one other Lpers and myself have posted

Reply #32

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:01:05 GMT

Legend.. snip I feel ilke I'm back in school...

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Reply #31

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:59:22 GMT

Oh, tee heee hee to you, very Funny

Reply #30

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:58:18 GMT

Thanks for asking...MONEY by Ronny Milsap..

Reply #29

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:57:08 GMT

A Legan?? What is a Legan?/ never mind what is your country music answer to the Lp country song

Reply #28

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:54:20 GMT

Massage yourself..Your in the hills no one will see yah..

Reply #27

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:52:39 GMT

I was born dizzy..That's why I did so well in the Post Office..My kid was living in Bradenton after I retired and a woman carrier who was new was his mail person and he told her he was my son and she said she wanted to meet me..They said at the Post Office I was a legand..:)...

Reply #26

rdgrnr — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:52:34 GMT

I explained it to you in another thread, Rosie. I'm too bashfull to go into it again. I get all embarrassed and start blushing.

I probably need a massage to relax me.

Reply #25

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:51:36 GMT

Another thing Tiggs, You are the one who is always yelling, Numbers, Numbers I need Numbers And Hubby have nothing to do with This! You are going to go to the Bank

Reply #24

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:49:46 GMT

ok ok jrosina easy baby..tiggs will slow down..I'm surprised the hillbilly hasen't begged you to pick him numbers in Tenn..Tell hubby thanks for letting you pick numbers..I know the housework get's behind when you do that..Maybe he can lend a helping hand..Yah ask him to help with the housework..tee hee tee hee...

Reply #23

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:46:42 GMT

Tiggs you got over your Dizziness? LOL

Reply #22

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:44:27 GMT

Listen Tiggs, I told you already.. woman Power!!! I am doing my Number work-outs for you in KT.... and the others so I can help People pick a winner on the Prediction Board

Reply #21

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:44:03 GMT

tiggs hit a nerve..Oh boy the redneck don't like to be called hick..I'll jot that down for later..

Reply #20

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:42:57 GMT

Best not tiggs might embarrses you..I have that way about me..Sometimes tiggs don't know when to shutup..

Reply #19

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:39:46 GMT

You got that right, I still don't know what Humpmucle is! Maybe I need to ask tiggs

Reply #18

rdgrnr — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:36:36 GMT

I ain't no hick! I'm pure hillbilly

Reply #17

rdgrnr — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:34:08 GMT

Well tiggs said you were takin care of yer man and you were back in 11 minutes.

So we probably wouldn't be married long. Ya cain't hardly git yer humpmuscle warmed up in that amount of time

Reply #16

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:33:39 GMT

Got your chores done your hubby wanted you to do?..good..Now you can consentrate on lottery numbers...if that's ok with him...I will take very good care of my winning lotto tickets..I may even scan it,my wife will have to do that,so everyone can see it..That is if it's ok with you..If people see it and know you gave me the numbers you might get tons of PM's and some from the hick in Tenn also..begging for winners..

Reply #15

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:21:51 GMT

Lol rd rd, If I had been married to you we would still be married...well maybe not I would have some trouble with you saying humpmuscle

Reply #14

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:15:39 GMT

Tiggs, Just make sure you don't give your ticket to the clerk to scan

Reply #13

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:13:20 GMT

I use my brain muscle to get tiggs these winning tickets, so I can read it when He brags

Reply #12

rdgrnr — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:02:27 GMT

Hope she don't wear out her humpmuscle.

Reply #11

tiggs95 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 01:35:02 GMT

ridgey you scared jrosina off or she's taking time from the computer to wait on her man..What a woman..

Reply #10

rdgrnr — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 01:17:24 GMT

...how about I split your head in two...

LOL, Rosie, I think we may have been married before.

You ever been to Nacagdoches

Reply #9

jrosina — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:08:19 GMT

I took my Winnin' ticket to the clerck at the store named mighty might

she scanned it said to me with a frightful sigh, it's not a winning ticket no, not right

I said give me back my ticket if you don't want an awful fight

she said how about we tear it in half or I can claim it on your behalf

I said how about I split your head in two and you can keep the Winning half

Reply #8

Coin Toss — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:50:21 GMT

rdgrnr,

You're killing me!

This actually happened......

We were on a dead game one niht and the boxman tells this joke about the perfect woman. The perfect woman was a buxom nymphomaniac that owns a bar or a Mercedes dealership.

Well, these women come up to start the game and this one, you could just tell, I love me . She had a real 'tude. She was definitley buxom, too, a real Emersom , and showing 'em off to everybody.

She said something to the boxman, the boxman gave her an answ... [ More ]

Reply #7

jrosina — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:26:22 GMT

HHHAhhaLOL Oh OH MY Goodnes HaaaaLMHoooooofff

Reply #6

rdgrnr — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:21:53 GMT

You've gambled all our money

I should walk right out those doors

But I'd never hurt your mother

Or her chain of liquor stores

Reply #5

tiggs95 — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:11:39 GMT

SWEET..I welcome the problem of having to much money and have to pay taxes..Bring it on baaaaaabyyy!!...

Reply #4

rdgrnr — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:08:43 GMT

Tell me who is it that you have feelings for

Is it Abdullah, down at the Convenient store

Reply #3

jrosina — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:06:36 GMT

Oh my Tiggs your numbers have to be mated, you are going to Win so much the KLC is going to have you Investigated

Reply #2

tiggs95 — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:01:13 GMT

Oh jrosina oh jrosina oh jrosina NUMBERS!!!..and so on..tra la tra la tra la...

Reply #1

rdgrnr — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:55:53 GMT

You spent all my money on tickets and lottery

While I worked all night making cots at the cottery

Country music titles meet LP and the lottery

Coin Toss — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:11:49 GMT

Let's have some fun. I'm sure many here have received one of those e-mails about the top country music titles of the year, such as If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me (real song), etc, so let's make up some of our own.

Try to keep them to lotto but a few comments on life in general would be good, too, like In the Gas Station of Love She Sent Me to the Self-service Pump

(I think that's a parody on something Al Yankovic parodied).

Here's for starters,

If I... [ More ]