Christmas Carols for Mental Conditions - and Lotto Players

Reply #25

marcie — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 15:13:14 GMT

Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas!! Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas

Reply #24

hearsetrax — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 15:38:42 GMT

Reply #23

Coin Toss — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 14:42:04 GMT

Deck the halls with losing tickets

Reply #22

cheryl59 — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 14:13:16 GMT

TOO FUNNY

Reply #21

sully16 — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 14:35:52 GMT

Ranks right up there with did I shut the coffee pot off?

did I shut the stove off?

Did I lock the door

Reply #20

psykomo — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 01:12:14 GMT

oh my dog is gone ??

I don't know if I played His tag ##'s

I don't even know if I played my ##'s

Reply #19

marcie — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 23:42:03 GMT

Well you better hope he visit you

Reply #18

marcie — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 23:39:24 GMT

LOL!! Well give us the numbers!!! Ok!! Ok!! OK!! Yes we Want a Lottery Jackpot so we don't have to ride the Bus

Reply #17

sully16 — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 23:20:21 GMT

ROTFLMAO...

Thats a good one Coin.

Reply #16

Coin Toss — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:44:44 GMT

If I Don't Play Them They Will hit Paranoia

(Santa Claus Is Coming to Town)

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My numbers will hit

If I don't get them in

But when I do play them my chances are slim

When is The Lottery Fairy coming to town?

Well Tiggs says it'sall luck

and I am really stuck

'Cause I've blown a whole lot of bucks

When is the Lottery Fairy coming to town?

She knows when you don't play them

She knows when you think you've got a lock

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Reply #15

psykomo — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 21:45:34 GMT

CASH$$$$$$$$I$KING$$$$$$$$

we can't afford a WING

l@@K'g 4 Lottery Post JACKPOT

Reply #14

marcie — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 21:08:47 GMT

Meery Christmas Baby!! I bet you do!! LOL!!You need a Plane ride not a Bus Ride!! Having fun here

Reply #13

marcie — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 21:06:30 GMT

Oh Yeah they do, In Ohio

Reply #12

psykomo — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 17:56:36 GMT

I have the winner but, I can't leave the bus !!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Happy Holiday's and New Year's

ON D ROAD AGAIN

Reply #11

psykomo — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 03:13:58 GMT

BUT, EVERYONE @ D LOTTERY !!!

EVERYONE HAS MY NUMBER

Reply #10

flat creek*kid — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 03:43:26 GMT

seperation anxiety please come home for christmas

my dog has this problem.

Reply #9

sully16 — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 15:14:54 GMT

lol...

Reply #8

Coin Toss — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 15:00:04 GMT

Hermanus104,

Some states do draw on Christmas.

Increase,

Thanks

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Then there's the classic (we've got to do something lotto with this one):

Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear

(to be sung to Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland )

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',

Didn't ask -- her permission,

I'm wearin' her clothes,

Her silk pantyhose,

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,

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Reply #7

tiggs95 — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 14:53:11 GMT

Tis the season to be jolly so have a jolly holly Christmas even if we hate your guts..

Reply #6

increase — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 14:38:20 GMT

Coin Toss,

Too funny. LOL

Reply #5

Hermanus104 — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 14:33:38 GMT

For the Personality Disorder about the pouting: it's because Christmas is the only day of the year on which drawings are not conducted.

Reply #4

psykomo — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 16:10:11 GMT

Merry Christmas Baby

I Pick My Own QUICK TRIX

Reply #3

dr65 — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 13:48:54 GMT

lol, ew..sully

Reply #2

marcie — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 03:59:40 GMT

Merry Christmas Baby!!! Santas coming to town

Reply #1

sully16 — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 23:45:26 GMT

lol , Frosty the yellow snowman

Christmas Carols for Mental Conditions - and Lotto Players

Coin Toss — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 23:39:07 GMT

Saw this on the net, thought it was funny, and we can adjust some of them to lottery players:

Schizophrenia: No one Hears What I Hear

Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and

Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and

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