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• Coin Toss

  

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  Saw this on the net, thought it was funny, and we can adjust some of them to lottery players:

  Schizophrenia: No one Hears What I Hear
  
  Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are
  
  Amnesia: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
  
  Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
  
  Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
  Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…
  
  Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
  
  Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
  
  Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
  
  Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
  
  Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
  
  Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe
  
  Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
  
  Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

  ________________________________________________________

  Lotto:

  Schizophrenia: Everyone has my numbers

  Multiple Personality disorder: I pick my own quick picks

  Amnesia: I don't know if I've played theses numbers before

  Paranoid: If I win they will come and get me

  Agoraphobia: I have the winner but can't leave the house

  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners. 

  

  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
• sully16

  

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  lol , Frosty the yellow snowman

   
• marcie

  

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  Merry Christmas Baby!!! Santas coming to town

  http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/233413     Popular numbers

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  67890

  Use Mirror #'s Use prs. with your  Key* numbers the most Vivid thing in your dream go up or down on #'s.  Flip  6=9 `9=6  Bullseyes  0 or 1 for Pick 4 and the P. 5  Play the other part of doubles.  Do the Whole nine yards for a P. 4* P. 5*  or 0 thur 9  for P. 4  P. 5 from my dreams or hunches good Luck.. Write your Dreams down Play for 3 days.  Good Luck All.
• dr65

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by sully16 on Dec 9, 2010

  lol , Frosty the yellow snowman

  lol, ew..sully
• psykomo

  

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  Merry Christmas Baby!!! Santas coming to town

  Merry Christmas Baby 

     "I Pick My Own"   QUICK TRIX'$$$$$$$$$$$

       
  
• Hermanus104

  

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  For the "Personality Disorder" about the pouting: it's because Christmas is the only day of the year on which drawings are not conducted.

  Today's winning 3-ball is going to be a number between 000 and 999.

  In a lot of states, lotteries benefit education. That makes the REAL winners the only people who can't play!
• increase

  

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  Coin Toss,

  Too funny.  LOL!

  I am a millionaire!
• tiggs95

  

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  Tis the season to be jolly so have a jolly holly Christmas even if we hate your guts..

                                                            Pure luck
• Coin Toss

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by Hermanus104 on Dec 11, 2010

  For the "Personality Disorder" about the pouting: it's because Christmas is the only day of the year on which drawings are not conducted.

  Hermanus104,

  Some states do draw on Christmas.

  Increase,

  Thanks

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  Then there's the classic (we've got to do something "lotto" with this one):

  Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear

  
      (to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")
  
  Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
  Didn't ask -- her permission,
  I'm wearin' her clothes,
  Her silk pantyhose,
  Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
  
  In the store -- there's a teddy,
  Little straps -- like spaghetti,
  It holds me so tight,
  Like handcuffs at night,
  Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
  
  In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
  He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
  He'll say, "Are you ready?"  I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
  "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
  
  Later on, if you wanna,
  We can dress -- like Madonna,
  Put on some eyeshade,
  And join the parade,
  Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
  
  Lacy things... missin',
  Didn't ask... permission,
  Wearin' her clothes,
  Her silk pantyhose,
  Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
  Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
  Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners. 

  

  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
• sully16

  

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  lol...

   
• flat creek*kid

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  seperation anxiety  "please come home for christmas" 

  my dog has this problem.
• psykomo

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by psykomo on Dec 10, 2010

  Merry Christmas Baby 

     "I Pick My Own"   QUICK TRIX'$$$$$$$$$$$

       
  

  BUT, EVERYONE @ D LOTTERY>>>>>>>>!!!

  >>>> "EVERYONE HAS MY NUMBER" $$$$$

  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  
• psykomo

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by psykomo on Dec 13, 2010

  BUT, EVERYONE @ D LOTTERY>>>>>>>>!!!

  >>>> "EVERYONE HAS MY NUMBER" $$$$$

  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  

  I have the  winner>>>>>>but,  I can't   leave  the  bus !!!

  $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

        Happy Holiday's  and  New Year's 

           "ON   D   ROAD   AGAIN"                 
  
• marcie

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by Hermanus104 on Dec 11, 2010

  For the "Personality Disorder" about the pouting: it's because Christmas is the only day of the year on which drawings are not conducted.

  Oh Yeah they do, In Ohio

  http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/233413     Popular numbers

  12345

  67890

  Use Mirror #'s Use prs. with your  Key* numbers the most Vivid thing in your dream go up or down on #'s.  Flip  6=9 `9=6  Bullseyes  0 or 1 for Pick 4 and the P. 5  Play the other part of doubles.  Do the Whole nine yards for a P. 4* P. 5*  or 0 thur 9  for P. 4  P. 5 from my dreams or hunches good Luck.. Write your Dreams down Play for 3 days.  Good Luck All.
• marcie

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by psykomo on Dec 10, 2010

  Merry Christmas Baby 

     "I Pick My Own"   QUICK TRIX'$$$$$$$$$$$

       
  

  Meery Christmas Baby!! I bet you do!!  LOL!!You need a Plane ride not a Bus Ride!!  Having fun here!!

  http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/233413     Popular numbers

  12345

  67890

  Use Mirror #'s Use prs. with your  Key* numbers the most Vivid thing in your dream go up or down on #'s.  Flip  6=9 `9=6  Bullseyes  0 or 1 for Pick 4 and the P. 5  Play the other part of doubles.  Do the Whole nine yards for a P. 4* P. 5*  or 0 thur 9  for P. 4  P. 5 from my dreams or hunches good Luck.. Write your Dreams down Play for 3 days.  Good Luck All.