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Christmas Carols for Mental Conditions - and Lotto Players

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Posted: December 9, 2010, 6:39 pm - IP Logged

Saw this on the net, thought it was funny, and we can adjust some of them to lottery players:

Schizophrenia: No one Hears What I Hear

Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…

Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

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Lotto:

Schizophrenia: Everyone has my numbers

Multiple Personality disorder: I pick my own quick picks

Amnesia: I don't know if I've played theses numbers before

Paranoid: If I win they will come and get me

Agoraphobia: I have the winner but can't leave the house

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    Posted: December 9, 2010, 6:45 pm - IP Logged

    lol , Frosty the yellow snowman

     HyperBe Happy.

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      Posted: December 9, 2010, 10:59 pm - IP Logged

      Merry Christmas Baby!!! Santas coming to town Crazy

      http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/233413    Sun Smiley Popular numbers

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      Use Mirror #'s Use prs. with your  Key* numbers the most Vivid thing in your dream go up or down on #'s.  Flip  6=9 `9=6  Bullseyes  0 or 1 for Pick 4 and the P. 5  Play the other part of doubles.  Do the Whole nine yards for a P. 4* P. 5*  or 0 thur 9  for P. 4  P. 5 from my dreams or hunches good Luck.. Write your Dreams down Play for 3 days.  Good Luck All.

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        Posted: December 10, 2010, 8:48 am - IP Logged

        lol , Frosty the yellow snowman

        lol, ew..sully LOL

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          Posted: December 10, 2010, 11:10 am - IP Logged

          Merry Christmas Baby!!! Santas coming to town Crazy

          NoelMerry Christmas Baby  Noel

             "I Pick My Own"   QUICK TRIX'$$$$$$$$$$$

               Jack-in-the-Box

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            Posted: December 11, 2010, 9:33 am - IP Logged

            For the "Personality Disorder" about the pouting: it's because Christmas is the only day of the year on which drawings are not conducted.

            Today's winning 3-ball is going to be a number between 000 and 999.

            In a lot of states, lotteries benefit education. That makes the REAL winners the only people who can't play!

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              Posted: December 11, 2010, 9:38 am - IP Logged

              Coin Toss,

              Too funny.  LOL!

              I am a millionaire!

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                Posted: December 11, 2010, 9:53 am - IP Logged

                Tis the season to be jolly so have a jolly holly Christmas even if we hate your guts..

                                                                          Pure luck

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                  Posted: December 11, 2010, 10:00 am - IP Logged

                  For the "Personality Disorder" about the pouting: it's because Christmas is the only day of the year on which drawings are not conducted.

                  Hermanus104,

                  Some states do draw on Christmas.

                  Increase,

                  Thanks

                  _____________________________

                  Then there's the classic (we've got to do something "lotto" with this one):

                  Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear


                      (to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")

                  Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
                  Didn't ask -- her permission,
                  I'm wearin' her clothes,
                  Her silk pantyhose,
                  Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

                  In the store -- there's a teddy,
                  Little straps -- like spaghetti,
                  It holds me so tight,
                  Like handcuffs at night,
                  Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

                  In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
                  He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
                  He'll say, "Are you ready?"  I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
                  "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

                  Later on, if you wanna,
                  We can dress -- like Madonna,
                  Put on some eyeshade,
                  And join the parade,
                  Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

                  Lacy things... missin',
                  Didn't ask... permission,
                  Wearin' her clothes,
                  Her silk pantyhose,
                  Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
                  Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
                  Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                    Posted: December 11, 2010, 10:14 am - IP Logged

                    lol...Green laugh

                     HyperBe Happy.


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                      Posted: December 11, 2010, 10:43 pm - IP Logged

                      seperation anxiety  "please come home for christmas" 

                      my dog has this problem.

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                        Posted: December 13, 2010, 10:13 pm - IP Logged

                        NoelMerry Christmas Baby  Noel

                           "I Pick My Own"   QUICK TRIX'$$$$$$$$$$$

                             Jack-in-the-Box

                        BUT, EVERYONE @ D LOTTERY>>>>>>>>!!!

                        >>>> "EVERYONE HAS MY NUMBER" $$$$$

                        >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack-in-the-Box

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                          BUT, EVERYONE @ D LOTTERY>>>>>>>>!!!

                          >>>> "EVERYONE HAS MY NUMBER" $$$$$

                          >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack-in-the-Box

                          I have the  winner>>>>>>but,  I can't   leave  the  bus !!!

                          $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

                          JesterBig Grin AngelJester      Happy Holiday's  and  New Year's 

                             Drum      "ON   D   ROAD   AGAIN"      PukePuke  Jack-in-the-Box         

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                            Posted: December 15, 2010, 4:06 pm - IP Logged

                            For the "Personality Disorder" about the pouting: it's because Christmas is the only day of the year on which drawings are not conducted.

                            Oh Yeah they do, In Ohio

                            http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/233413    Sun Smiley Popular numbers

                            12345

                            67890

                            Use Mirror #'s Use prs. with your  Key* numbers the most Vivid thing in your dream go up or down on #'s.  Flip  6=9 `9=6  Bullseyes  0 or 1 for Pick 4 and the P. 5  Play the other part of doubles.  Do the Whole nine yards for a P. 4* P. 5*  or 0 thur 9  for P. 4  P. 5 from my dreams or hunches good Luck.. Write your Dreams down Play for 3 days.  Good Luck All.

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                              Posted: December 15, 2010, 4:08 pm - IP Logged

                              NoelMerry Christmas Baby  Noel

                                 "I Pick My Own"   QUICK TRIX'$$$$$$$$$$$

                                   Jack-in-the-Box

                              Meery Christmas Baby!! I bet you do!!  LOL!!NoelNoelNoelYou need a Plane ride not a Bus Ride!! Crazy Having fun here!!

                              http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/233413    Sun Smiley Popular numbers

                              12345

                              67890

                              Use Mirror #'s Use prs. with your  Key* numbers the most Vivid thing in your dream go up or down on #'s.  Flip  6=9 `9=6  Bullseyes  0 or 1 for Pick 4 and the P. 5  Play the other part of doubles.  Do the Whole nine yards for a P. 4* P. 5*  or 0 thur 9  for P. 4  P. 5 from my dreams or hunches good Luck.. Write your Dreams down Play for 3 days.  Good Luck All.