Could Monkee's Be Trained To Pick Our Winning Lotto Numbers?

Reply #27

mcginnin56 — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 01:48:22 GMT

Your to much rdgrnr

Reply #26

rdgrnr — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 01:36:28 GMT

Yep, last I heard he was workin' in a bakery there.

But he got sick of the dough and went on the loaf.

Reply #25

mcginnin56 — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 01:30:48 GMT

Didn't he Take the last train to Clarksville

Reply #24

rdgrnr — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 01:04:47 GMT

They've tried to get them back together before but Mike Nesmith always balked. His mother invented Liquid Paper and left him a fortune so he didn't need the money and he was always kind of embarrassed by his past as a Monkee anyway. He felt it kept people from acknowledging his legitimate musical talents.

But I don't think they'd want to pick numbers anyway.

Reply #23

mcginnin56 — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:43:54 GMT

Thanks for the moral support psykomo!

I'm sure that somewhere out there, there must be a few frustrated clever chimps that would just to have the opportunity to pick the next winning numbers for PB and MM's.

Maybe over time psykomo...........attitudes and perceptions will change.................and the Lotto Chimps will become the next big craze!!!

We can only hope..........pray............. But lets not hold our breath.

Reply #22

psykomo — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:31:02 GMT

^^^^^^^^^^^^LUV them DOG's

THEY R putting on a G@@D SHOW them DOG's maby UR's will B N the BIG GARDEN SHOW!!!!

GIVE THEM CHIMP's A 'chance'.............

Reply #21

mcginnin56 — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:01:49 GMT

Well I guess the Monkey Business has had it's run. Sadly, I do not think this conception will take off any time soon.

I loved hearing about the watering dog and the lotto picking squirrel It brought me to tears of laughter.

This forum has now concluded. Any other creative ways of picking your numbers will always be appreciated.

Happy Valentines Day everyone

Reply #20

time*treat — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:00:06 GMT

Not everyone with a tax problem ends up that way, sometimes they become treasury secretary.

Reply #19

mcginnin56 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:38:52 GMT

Love squirrel's!!! Even better idea.

Reply #18

RedStang — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:54:49 GMT

No monkees available, so I like to write the numbers on peanuts and see which one's the squirrels pick first. If they can predict the weather, i'm sure they can predict the lotto.

Reply #17

New York — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:55:45 GMT

Nice, will do! I wouldn't want to end up like Wesley Snipes.

Reply #16

mcginnin56 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:45:16 GMT

If it will make you feel any better, the $13 + tax, is a tax write off against your Millions in winnings. Make sure when you file, your using the long form 1040 to get this tax credit.

Reply #15

New York — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:34:09 GMT

LOL! Conan it is. Thanks for the tip too! How can I forget about MM. It's final, I'm bringing one PB slip, one MM slip, and a take 5 slip. I'll have 3 individual chimps pick there numbers for each slip. One of them is bound to be a winner. Credits goes to Mcginnin of course! I'm serious too, lol. The Bronx Zoo is free on Wed. but I'll have to invest $13 + tax to enter the congo (the monkey area). Hey spend money to make money lol.

Reply #14

mcginnin56 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:28:08 GMT

Excellent entrepreneurial idea on your part New York! If you should happen to win $$BIG$$, I desire no part of your Millions, just give me a shout out, maybe I could appear on a late night gig, with Conan that would be awesome! Thanks in advance dude!

TIP?, maybe bring along a Megamillions slip as well, lightening can strike twice.

Reply #13

New York — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:15:05 GMT

LOL, this is hilarious especially chimps being mailed via the USPS, haha. Really though, this idea is CLEVER! Hire a chimp to pick the numbers and become a Jackpot winner. I think it's possible. On Wed. I'll go to the Bronx Zoo and go in the chimp area with a powerball slip. Whatever numbers the chimp points to will be the numbers that win!

Todd get ready to write an amazing story on Thu. morning. xD

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Reply #12

mcginnin56 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 16:57:27 GMT

Yeah, I remember that gorilla, I picked some of his stock recommendations for both Microsoft and Google........made a killing

Reply #11

Coin Toss — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 16:27:06 GMT

There was a monkey or gorilla at the Dallas zoo that consistently did beter picking stocks than some hot-shot brokers did, beat them year after year.

Reply #10

mcginnin56 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:11:12 GMT

Amazing!!! Wonder if I could train my cat to water my lawn as well

Reply #9

sully16 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:05:45 GMT

Why not, I trained the dog to water the garden, serious, she drags to hose around and waters the garden. Love that dog.

Reply #8

mcginnin56 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:31:44 GMT

That's no blarney kyok.

Reply #7

kyokushin187 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:27:04 GMT

15 leprechans? u know. little wee lads.

Reply #6

mcginnin56 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:08:21 GMT

I don't need to................already have 15 people working for me.

Dream on kyok.

Reply #5

kyokushin187 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:49:21 GMT

wow another racist. stop wasting your money and and dreaming an impossible dream and get a job.LOSER

Reply #4

LottoGuyBC — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:01:47 GMT

and they even made a movie

Reply #3

mcginnin56 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:06:31 GMT

How true.....and run our government as well.

Reply #2

time*treat — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:02:07 GMT

Why not? They write our laws.

Reply #1

mcginnin56 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:51:35 GMT

I for one would consider letting one of these gifted lotto chimps pick my numbers, nothin' to lose.........and maybe $$$Millions to gain.

If the little guy picked those right numbers for me, a lifetime supply of bananas is on it's way to ol' chimpy

Could Monkee's Be Trained To Pick Our Winning Lotto Numbers?

mcginnin56 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:11:37 GMT

Let's face it, we've tried everything else, quick picks, using a dart board, family's birth dates, lottery systems , and still we are continuously frustrated with our mostly losing streak's.

Would you consider employing the assistance of a specially trained chimp to personally pick your PB, MM's, Pick 4's???

Their brains are wired slightly different than ours, and that could be all the advantage you need to bring down those allusive lotteries.

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