Lottery joke that was really cute wanted to share with everyone https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529 Lottery Post Forum Topic: Lottery joke that was really cute wanted to share with everyone en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator Reply #6 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529/4221878 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529/4221878 Thu, 06 Aug 2015 04:58:19 GMT Coin Toss rgse90,

Hilarious. Especially the part about Carla and Carl.

]]> Coin Toss Reply #5 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529/4221779 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529/4221779 Thu, 06 Aug 2015 03:17:02 GMT mikeintexas I remembered something about winning the lottery and divorce, but it wasn't in any posts since I've been active...it was back before I joined and was just lurking and so I searched and found this story from 11 yrs ago:

Man wins lottery two days after divorce from cheating wife finalized

That's what happens when you start getting old; you can remember stuff like this from a decade ago, but can't remember what you had for breakfast this morning.

]]> mikeintexas Reply #4 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529/4221256 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529/4221256 Wed, 05 Aug 2015 21:03:22 GMT maringoman I bet West Virginians, infamous for complex family relationships, will be rolling their eyes on this

]]> maringoman Reply #3 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529/4221252 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529/4221252 Wed, 05 Aug 2015 20:54:40 GMT music* Thank you for lighting up my life today. LOL

]]> music* Reply #2 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529/4221246 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529/4221246 Wed, 05 Aug 2015 20:47:50 GMT lejardin Good ones hahahaha.

]]> lejardin Reply #1 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529/4221237 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529/4221237 Wed, 05 Aug 2015 20:43:52 GMT mikeintexas The joke will be on the ex-wife when she finds out she has to split the JP since she won while they were still married.

I have a lottery joke: A Texas Aggie (we're big on Aggie jokes here in Texas) won the lottery, but when he went to collect was told it would be paid in an annuity/in installments instead of one lump sum. That ain't right. declares the Aggie. Gimme my dollar back, then

]]> mikeintexas Lottery joke that was really cute wanted to share with everyone https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529 https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/292529 Wed, 05 Aug 2015 19:10:22 GMT rgse90 The divorce letter,

Dear wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.......Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today that was the last straw. Last week, you came home didn't notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, went straight to sleep after watching all of... [ More ]

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