Mama's Guide to the Lottery

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river26 — Mon, 12 Oct 2015 00:07:15 GMT

one for the money 2 for the show three to get ready go cat go

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garyo1954 — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 22:25:24 GMT

LMAO! I need to read that more than once Harvest!

Hope mom don't mind highlighters and dog earred pages.

LOL

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hearsetrax — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 21:23:44 GMT

I'll drink to that

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Harve$t Moon — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 21:01:27 GMT

BACK COVER / JACKET

Inside: Mama's Home Tested Rx Remedies For The Contagious 1 Off Syndrome

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ElinaSammy2081 — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 19:52:40 GMT

After a stressful day at work this thread made my day I am here laughing on my commute back home. Happy Sunday guys.

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ElinaSammy2081 — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 19:50:34 GMT

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RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 18:28:17 GMT

Chapter 14

It's very easy to find a pattern that would have predicted the numbers after the drawing is over.

How did we not see that one coming!!!!!!

RL

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RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 18:20:17 GMT

Chapter 12

If you knew that number was going to hit, why did you not play it.

Chapter 13

Matching 4 of the 5 numbers is not almost winning unless you knew the 5th and forgot to play it.

RL

Reply #2

SergeM — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 17:54:11 GMT

Chapter 0 If you cannot stand loosing, close the book and put it away now! Live a happy life without worries!

Mom said, play once, if you don't win, never try it again

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sully16 — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 16:25:20 GMT

Great Book

Chapter 11 If you win big, hide

Mama's Guide to the Lottery

garyo1954 — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 15:38:25 GMT

Or Chicken Soup for the Loser. Somebody should write it.

The first chapter...

How to deal with hurt feelings when you realize the lottery is not a game of sympathy, not a game of deserving, or earning. You win because you have the right numbers. Its not like standing in line at the checkout. Deal with it.

Chapter two...

God has to schedule determining who wins around the world every day, night, midday, and evening between sporting events and checking in at Vegas. Give Him a break whe... [ More ]