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BOOK READING: You know i’ve never told this to anyone...But do you know how much i LOVE READING? I love reading more than watching TV...TV has become boring...Now i will tell you something...I don’t read like 99.998% of Americans...I MEAN I REALLY LOOK UP EVERY SINGLE DETAILED WORD I DON’T KNOW IN THE DICTIONARY WHICH IS TIME CONSUMING, and is time consuming, because it takes me 2 weeks to read 1 book reading it 6 hours a day, you see English is not my first language is Spanish...And i’ve learned a lesson and that is that peppering your book with too many big words is TIME CONSUMING...(I Originally wrote about this when i was in the Navy and when i got out but i don’t know what i did with it)....Do you know that when i go to the library is like going to an ENDLESS ALL YOU CAN EAT buffet, that’s there and WILL NEVER FINISH...You know telling you this makes me want to cry, because i feel like i’ve failed...Because SO MANY DAMN BOOKS in the library and you can’t read them all...Do you know how many stories about the rennaissance and the dark ages books i’ll like to read...And i am telling you there is RACKS OF THIS BOOK...I am the kind of guy that believes (not that i always keep my word) but i am the kind of guy that believes that if you REALLY LOVE READING, you wouldn’t go to the bookstore but instead you will go to the library....And you know what’s funny, that in my city, columbus, Georgia, they don’t accept donated books...Adding more books to be read....Do you know how it saddens me when i hear that there are guys like "Arthur Clarke, Benoit Mandelbrot, Stephen Hawking" people and i haven’t read all their books...The history of Voltaire, the richest family in Italy who i can’t remember their names, a lot of stuff...Do you know how it saddens me...This is why i am trying not to make history repeat itself...And again i’ve learned a lesson....You must make books with the SIMPLEST English language available that way "MASSES OF PEOPLE" will read your books, I am talking to all the writers...And did you know that there are fantasy books (i don’t know what’s the name of it) in the bookstore that go unread...Please believe me i am telling you this as an astronaut...60 trillion cells gone to waste....How many books go unread....AGAIN PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU, YOU NEED TO WRITE BOOKS WITH THE SIMPLEST ENGLISH LANGUAGE AVAILABLE SO EASY THAT A 8TH GRADER OR A MEXICAN WHO RECENTLY CROSS THE BORDER CAN READ IT...YOU HAVE TO BE SMART ABOUT THINGS....ASK YOURSELF HOW MANY PEOPLE READ BOOKS? READING BOOKS IS BECOMING ABSOLETE....NOT ONLY YOU MUST DO THAT BUT YOU MUST CREATE LIKE A GAME, DIFFERENT FROM SPELLING BEE, AND LET PEOPLE WIN BY READING BOOKS OR EARN POINTS BY READING BOOKS....AGAIN, YOU HAVE TO DO THIS...

Monkey driving a mini-bike: This thing was so funny, funny, funny as hell...(this is the funniest thing ever)....YOu ought to see it, i don’t know why they don’t have it on youtube.com: http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=aeffbf51-acd5-4233-818e-25861c3de3ca&playlist=videoByTag:tag:viral:ns:Gallery:mk:us:sf:ActiveStartDate:vs:1&from=MSNHP&tab=m137GT1=28114

Don't click on the link, copy it and paste it in a browser and then you will be able to see it..

You know what will really be funny? That a car accident happens and then the country’s news is on the scene and they have the cameras rolling and they are showing cars passing by and out of a suddenly, they show this monkeys in the mini-bike passing by really quick...LOL...LOL....LOL....and then passes 2 more cars and then another monkey in its motorcycle also blasting away....LOL..LOL...

Is also here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv8rLDi7ZI8   (look how the monkey waits for the cars to pass by...lol...)....

You know something that will really be funny also, if they show a crowd of monkeys on motorcycles passing by and then in the front they slow down to make a turn, when they get to you a couple of them beging to sound off their motorcycles as if wanting to race...LOL...

 

COMMENTS: This has got to be the funniest thing ever....

As some of you may know i am not in the States...But i read this story:

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/va/20080330/120691301800.html

apparently a movie about some college whizzards who want to crack las vegas i guess, again...

So how about (and i am giving you an idea where you can elaborate, maybe you should write a script) some college whizzes/supernerds develops a supercomputer by gathering's people's old play station 1, or inherits 2 million dollars from his grandsomeone that died and since he is a nerd gets himself a 300K old supercomputer, and simulates the trajectory of lotto balls, in the lotto machine by writing a program and taking into account the time in seconds, plus a certain theories that he got from LOTTERYPOST.COM, and he finds the secret to winning Florida Mega Money or Powerball, every year and lives happily ever after....It doesn't necesarily has to be a a bunc of PS1 to simulate the lottery it can be a PS1's to simulate the stock market (kind of like Pi), or about a young kid who is addicted to watching the Stock Market channel, learns a lot and amasses millions (if you think i am crazy just look at the richest man in the world Warren Buffet and his team of market experts)....

 

TO MAKE PING-PONG AND PING-PONG PLAYERS BETTER: PING-PONG (TABLE TENNIS) MACHINE: To make this game better and even better yet its player, how about inventing a machine like the one beisball players have that shoots balls at then before they swing with the bat...How about inventing (which i don’t think is going to be that hard) a machine like that but that it tosses pin pong balls at an angle and at a certain speed (the player calibrates the speed of the ball) to the table that way the player all it has to do is sort of "REPLY" or hit the ball to return the ball to the exact opposite side of the table...You know sort of preparing him for i don’t know what they are called but i call them slammers...This way you will prepare the players for possible slammers from the opposite player..I call slammers when a player opposite the other player hits the ball with the racket really hard to the opposite side hoping to score....You get a machine that tosses ping-pong balls hard at the table and let the players practice with it, and you will see...You know what this will cause in the future if everyone or teams had such machines? it will cause ping-pong (table tennis) to last longer...I think is a great idea...

And They can invent the same machine for soccer goalkeepers so the machine tosses the ball at the soccer goalkeeper but at different places and the goalkeeper all he/she has to do is toss himself/herself at the net/direction of the ball to catch the ball...

Wine for Dogs: I feel there ought to have wine for dogs...You know to give them a little buz every once in a while...Since i see people treat dogs like they were persons...

Something that makes me mad: I've seen people say the love animals SO MUCH, yet, no one has brought the idea of one day genetically ingeenering animals like wolf, tigers, dogs and make them walk in two legs and be just like us humans...The only movie that did that was the movie "The Island of Dr. Morrow" with Marlon Brandon....Do you see any movies about it or magazines talking about it, like comics...Comics normally portray humans doing things that i don't think can happen, like a human flying...Tell me what's more likely in the future, seen a half snake half human animal walking in two legs, or seen someone fly like superman or a human blast a building just by thinking about it....So why are they not movies and stores about it...I saw Narnia but that was it..I am talking like computer generated or a movie about some crazy scientist gone mad....Or about finding a civilization of animals half something half humans on another part of the galaxy or unknown universe...And who are we more likely to find on an undiscovered planet, something looking human or something looking more animal...There is not even literature about it...

An exercise machine i recomend to EVERYONE FROM WHEN THEY ARE 12 years old: i will not recomend other machines but one machine that i recomend to everyone because it looks like it will be awesome, and if is not good, other machine companies should follow its structure, is the ABS ROCKET...Even if you are not overweight buy yourself one, is one of those things that is good to have....And i think it cost 14 dollars, i could be wrong...Again it looks superb, i don’t know if it is...

La Isla Bonita: CAn you imagine going in your grey Toyota Sequoia driving (you alone) from Columbus, Georgia to Miami, but while you are driving is like 6 am when the sun is begining to raise and you can see a little bit, just a little bit of "neblina" not regular fog but morning fog, and there is few cars on the road, and you alone in the car...And repeating the song over and over, over and over ’until you get to your destination (or having like 1,000 songs on a CD, with the same song repeated over and over)..."Que demencia"..And while you are driving you can see the country side...I just learn who sings it but i don’t care...Do you see why this planet is unique in the entire Universe...Talking about majestic moment...Or driving in Miami at night and looking at the scene...Or been 1 million light years away in a different planet and hearing that song and hearing that song and remembering Earth and the magnificent moments on it....Tell me if anything compares to that...Tell me if any country has produced a song like that...

Sometimes (and i thought about this for over 1 year) there are songs i like but i wish i could modify them a little, there are very few songs like that, but i wish i could modify them or extend them so they sound even better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xl4vl3fZ34

Marathon: Who do you think really wins in a marathon? Women....Look i am sorry to sound this cruel but women should run on different marathon than men...The marathons were measure according to male standards, not to female standards...And they pitch women and men equally on a marathon like they were equals...Can a woman do the same push ups that a man can? nope, this is why women should have their own marathon, and men should have theirs...Because is not an equal race, you are pitching someone running with a sand bag and someone without a sandbag...It is not the same...And if you are going to pitch both of them together at least shorten the distance, because it is not the same...Unless you are training them for the military or something...

This reminds me of a soccer game...Suppose Argentina plays against colombia and Argentina has 11 members playing for them and Colombia has 9 players and the game ends 2-0 in favor of Argentina...Who really won, Argentina or Colombia..."Think again"....

And i know a lot of you are thinking, oh this will strengthen women's character...and my answer to you is" Ohh really" and suppose you have a marathon with men and females and a women wins and she wins several marathon...What happens 10 years after that year...Is that same female who won several marathon running? NOpe and worse she is very fat, because is harder for women to lose weight than men, and metabolism slows down with age....And what happened to all the females that were runing on the same marathon who didn't win...What happens to them 10 years later? the same, even if that 1 female who won several marathon is still running the rest are not....And what you want to encourage is an environment of confidence so that women will continue running in the future and love the sport...That's why you should pitch women with women and men with men....

for it to be an equal race men will have to be fat/overweight....

And i rather see a womn and a group of women run a marathon of less miles and continue running 10 years later and 20 years later, than to see 1 star women run a marathon, win 2 years later get scared and 10 years later don't even walk as exercise....

The army & marines: The army and the marines don’t get paid enough, for the kind of job they do i feel they don’t get paid enough...They get paid less than the navy and airforce and is wrong...I still don’t understand how can someone who graduate from college with a chemistry degree get paid 52,000 a year and someone who is giving his life to save everyone in your country and to wipe your ass, gets paid 1,300 dollars a month starting...Is wrong...Every army and marine  should get paid 52,000 a year as soon as they join the military(and that’s the most fairest way), that’s how you increase your military too....Is very sad having to see someone in the military marry someone they don’t like to make more money..And Bill Gates happy thinking HE ALONE amass that money when the army is who is mantaining him alive, but again Bill Gates and Slim and all of them they don’t like to wipe their asses....But don’t listen to me, continue the way you are....Sorry but the way the military is operating now, is Barbarric...Pero no me hagas caso, sigue como andas...Remember what i said on previous blog about my chemistry professor and humans, and how humans gain weight, and have unwanted kids....Pero no me hagas caso, sigue como andas....

Do you see that i just scored against you WHERE IT COUNTS, but you continue to teach people to fold their clothes in a way that if you look though a microscope they are folded perfectly when that’s not important...One thing is to fold your clothes, anyone can do that and another thing is to fold your clothes to look perfectly through a microscope...

By the way, 52,000 dollars starting but if you sign for 30 years...

I say this as a joke but i think if you increase the pay to 52,000 dollars starting, i bet you will see all of those thugs, drug dealers, legal and illegal immigrants join your military...LOL...DO YOU SEE NOW THAT YOU HAVE WEAK POINTS...

and by increasing the pay of the army and marines (alone not the navy and air force), you make it harder for people to get upgraded in rank/paygrade....

And this is with their Scholarship paid too or their 25,000 or 40,000 college schoolarship, either for their kids...

Don’t listen to me and don’t write a book about this, continue the way you are...LOL....

And by the way i am talking about the USA MILITARY (ARMY AND MARINES)....

Don’t listen to me as i hear people and commercials make fun of the army and marines...

And then you can say: Hey Germany what’s up...LOL...

I know that biology, chemistry and physics and microbiology are the military too, but they are think of them as the minor brother of the Real military specially the Army and Marines...

COMMENTS: I didn't post this here to hear comments, i post it so that the whole world can see it...

 

 

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i hope you all can see it...If you can't see it let me know...The most important part is not my profile but my blogs, or what i have to say...(there are some things that i am not proud saying but i said it to make things better)...

I am placing this here mainly for the whole world to see my blogs...My blogs are constantly getting updated that's why i put "to be continued"......

 

my real name is: michael Anthony Brown...

The Purpose of Life:

If you could live several hundreds of years, there will get a time where you will get tire of your wife and of sex...The purpose of life after you reach that time, is to advanced humanity, to improve it, andvance it, better it; if we can reach to the stars and spread, better yet but the most important point is to advanced, to reach a level of advancedment where we all can enjoy it a better quality of life....That will be the purpose of life...

And in such a way you can say that intel the company is doing a fine job...

if we could somehow reach to the stars and settle there and spread that will be a plus to what i said...

The purpose of life for a women, might be sex for eternity but not for man...(i don't mean this offensively so please don't take it offensively)...

a lot of people say that may not be the purpose of life, that the purpose of life will be to have kids, but that’s the purpose of life if you live 100 years, but if you live longer than that, for 500 years or 800 years then what i said will be the purpose of life...

after we've reach such levels then you can say that the purpose of life is to have fun, but not until then....

again i didn't place this blog to hear comments i place it so people can read it...If you want to place your comments is up to you...

BUT THE KEYWORD IS: "ADVANCE" SO WE CAN ALL ENJOY A BETTER QUALITY OF LIVING, THE MORE WE ADVANCE AND ENJOY A BETTER QUALITY OF LIVING THE BETTER, THE MORE ADVANCE WE GET THE BETTER....IF YOU NOTICE ADVANCE MEANS IMPROVING HUMANITY AND THE QUALITY OF LIFE...

I got this idea...My question is the following?

They say that terrorist dress just like regular people but my question is the following: Why is it that a gay guy can pick up (meaning notice) a terrorist in a supermarket when the rest of us can not....

one fact is that: Terrorist have to go to a supermarket, they HAVE TO MINGLE WITH THE SOCIETY...

so why not set a (just to prove you that irakis like that terrorism crap) a fund of 10 or 20 BILLION dollars in the bank and the 600 million from earned interest to the 1 BILLION 200 million from earned interest EVERY DAMN YEAR FOR ETERNITY go to a TIP LINE, where people can earn money let's say 4,000 dollars just to call and say, i think this person is a terrorist, and the police goes and find out...If the person is a terrorist the wistle blower gets, 10,000 dollars reward...

But this center where people call, will be HEAVILY GUARDED OR BE A COMMUNITY WHERE PEOPLE LIVE WITH THEIR OWN SUBDIVISION AND SCHOOL AND SUPERMARKET....Again is just an idea....

And something tells me that there's got to be people that can notice a terrorist on the streets...And i mean 1 call out of 70 will yield a terrorist....

But again do they do this? Nope they don't....

This is just an idea...Can someone tell the Army this for i live in Panama..i mean if you think is a great idea...

The U.S needs to pull out out of Irak...Look i was in favor of the war but after i saw HOW MUCH money the U.S is in debt, it needs to pull out out of Irak...

And the U.S needs to stop telling the world, everything they invent in the discovery/History channel...

Something that makes me mad is that i don't see Al Maliki (prime minister of Irak), or Irak doing something about the Irak war, they are sitting down there like they love this crap, just watching the whole show...Irak is the third i think is producer of OiL IN THE ENTIRE DAMN WORLD..Why can they train or have their own military?  Why did Irak comndemed the actions of Turkey to not invade Irak territory and pursue some terrorist and bomb them? I mean if they are trully committed to fight terrrorrism? Again do you think they care? The U.S needs to pull out and work on its debt...Why is the rest of the world sitting down not doing anything? Because they don't care...

Why are the G7, G8 whatever, don't convene and say? Well we are going to allocate 1 trillion (because i know they can) dollars and give it to the U.S to continue fighting the war or to pay its debt...Do they care? have they done it? France GDP is 2 point something trillion, Germany is 3 point something trillion, Italy GDP is 1 point something trillion (well all this i think) Canada is 2 point something trillion and each year they convene and pledge 500 billion or whatever to fight poverty and other stuff...My question to you is: Do they care? the funny thing is that terrorism is a threat to every country...Then YOU have sympathy for them because they are "Europeans": i know they join first with their military but that was in the begining, how about showing support financial, for everything is not military....The U.S is alone in this war or so it seems....

The only ones that the U.S had to BORROW (HOW SARCASTIC, PATHETIC AND IRONIC) money from were China and Japan and that was just a little...Does the U.S has to BORROW money to fight a war that benefits EVERY DAMN COUNTRY? and we are looking at possible war with Iran? And the whole world is just watching? The U.S should desintagrate the U.N see how the rest of countries like it..

I am sorry to say it, i am in favor of the war but the U.S cann't afford to continue fighting in Irak the national debt is too big...

What makes me mad is the behavior the Irak, Almaliki, Musharraf, Talibany and all of them are putting....

 

Bank money automatically wired to Credit Card: They should set up a system where people that have let’s say 10 million dollars in the bank and are earning interest from it, they should set it up where the money is automatically credited to the bank credit card...Set up so that the owner all he has to do is call from his condominium to the bank and say, i want you to wire 100,000 dollars to my credit card and in 5 minutes is done...Is better than having debit card or someone super rich with 10 million dollars or someone earning 500,000 dollars a year (talking about Panama here) having to go to the bank and risk been encanonado when he is going to the bank...You know that people watch you and follow you whether you think of it or not...Tell me how will someone with 10 million dollar go to the bank and withdraw 50,000 dollars? Isn’t that risky...But if you are in a bussiness meeting or something and you say: oh let me make a call, you call the bank and the money is automatically wired or transfer to your credit card and that way you have that money in the credit card and you pay with your credit card...Is better than having to go to the bank and let people see you withdraw the money or place the money from your account to your debit card account...Famous banks should offer that....You have it set up so that if the person chooses to go to the bank that’s his bussiness or a last resort option....I don’t think they do this in real life...I say this because i know that right now where i live even living in the richest neighboorhoods i will be scared to go to the bank knowing i have 10 million dollars in the bank and i will be scared to go and withdraw 10,000 dollars...And the scary thing is not going is coming, whether i have a BMW or a chevrolet NO MATTER WHERE I LIVE...I say this because people watch your every move...

I think banks should offer such options...I think that's good looking out for banks to its customers or most dear customers...And if you have to charge 5 dollars or whatever for the option is fine....And after the person makes the transaction he can then say or call the bank and say: i want you to place this rest of the money left in my account or take it from my credit card and place it in my account...do you see where this is going? i am giving you an idea where you can elaborate...

COMMENTS: I'll be happy to hear comments...I don't think they got that nowadays...Someone should call banks and let them know this....if this option doesn't exist...