Different kind of title, isn't it self? A person can use and/or baking soda---raw potatoes----for a loose dumpering of bodily refuse when one least expects to bestow upon the throne of a cesspool hall of pooh...the wealth of the underworld. A mighty grunt and one is usually done long enough to pick up a tissue or two to wipe away the tears of effort and satisfaction....but not so with a good case of gi's. Hence, the old and preferred elixor or johnnychew for the helium audio display that has accompanied the ailment.

  Says self, "I wouldn't dare tell him to...bite me...!?"

Teufellj..."Take that leak at...Monstroms Automotive Radiator Servicing...!"