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Ground For Divorce
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A woman goes into her lawyer's office and requests a divorce. While taking down her background information, he asks her, "Do you have grounds for a divorce?"
The woman replies, "Well, we have three acres."
"No, ma'am. What I mean is, does he beat you up?" asks the attorney.
"No, I get up around 6:30am and he sleeps until 7:00," she responds.
Feeling a little frustrated, the attorney asks, "Lady, tell me, do you have a grudge?"
Looking very confident, she states, "No, we have a carport."
At this point, the lawyer loses his patience and asks, "Look, lady. Why the heck do you want a divorce?"
"Because he can't hold an intelligent conversation!"
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