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It great to be a guy
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It's great to be a guy
- Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
- You can open all your own jars.
- The National College Cheerleading Championship
- None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
- You don't have to shave below your neck.
- If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- The garage is all yours.
- Flowers fix everything.
- Your last name stays put.
- You can kill your own food.
- Monday Night Football.
- You can be president.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
- Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
- You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
- You never have to clean the toilet.
- Old friends don't annoy you if you've lost or gained weight.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
- You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
- When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
- When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
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