It's great to be a guy

1. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
2. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
3. You can open all your own jars.
4. The National College Cheerleading Championship
5. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
6. You don't have to shave below your neck.
7. If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
8. Chocolate is just another snack.
9. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
10. The garage is all yours.
11. Flowers fix everything.
12. Your last name stays put.
13. You can kill your own food.
14. Monday Night Football.
15. You can be president.
16. You know stuff about tanks.
17. Everything on your face stays its original color.
18. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
19. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
21. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
22. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
23. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
24. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
25. You never have to clean the toilet.
26. Old friends don't annoy you if you've lost or gained weight.
27. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
28. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
29. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
30. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
31. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
32. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
33. When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
34. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
35. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.