Joke: English Should Have Male and Female Nouns
It has often been suggested that English should have male and female nouns. Here are a few candidates for consideration as useful male and female nouns :

1. SUBWAY Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
2. HOURGLASS Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
3. HAMMER Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around and is good for killing bugs.
4. WEB PAGE Female, because it is always getting hit on.
5. SHOE Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
6. COPIER Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
7. ZIPLOC BAGS Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
8. SWISS ARMY KNIFE Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
9. KIDNEYS Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
10. PENLIGHT Male, because it can be turned on very easily, but isn't very bright.
11. TIRE Male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
12. HOT AIR BALLOON Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
13. SPONGES Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

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