Quick Golf Jokes

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Golfing In The Woods

Q: These days, what do you need to shoot to win a professional golf tournament?
A: Tiger Woods.

Politics & Golf

Q: What golfing foursome do you never want to be behind?
A: Monica Lewinsky because she's a hooker; O.J. Simpson, since he's a slicer; Ted Kennedy -- he can't drive over water; and Bill Clinton, because he'll go for any hole.

A New Set Of Golf Clubs

Man #1 "I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!"
Man #2 "Great trade!"

Entry #117

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