One day a man and his wife were walking around the mall when they came across one of those penny scales that tells your fortune and weight.

"Well," says his wife, "go ahead." He chuckles to himself and figures, why not? He drops in a coin and eagerly reads the results.

"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful, and an absolutely great lover!"

"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong too!"