Hey Self---Self, wake your half-watt up! "What's your problem, bro?" I called it, I really did and all by myself without your wit to boot!!! "You did what?" "Come on bud, you bothered me so now come clean." Well, if you want to be that way, you don't need to know! "Oh, come on now what is going on?" asked Self again. Man this is like the jis before the explosion; like using Viagra for a little fun; like...."Cut with the crap already," said Self. "Ok, I'll tell you then we can...

P  A  R  T  Y! "You know that I can't do squat without your input, especially with the numbers, right?" "Right," said Self. "Well, I actually called the correct color for the Ohio Pick3 Midday today......!" (Pause)

And says Self, "Hairballs are pretty funny, aren't they!"

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