Late Night Phone Call

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A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 in the morning. The blond wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear.'"

Entry #254

Comments

Avatar pacattack05 -
#1
I saw this a few months ago....still funny...lol
Avatar justxploring -
#2
Good line. I'm blonde - I need to remember this one!   Sometimes I use lines like this and people have no idea I'm joking. I have to be careful, however. All kidding aside, I've worked at places where the men probably still joke about "the blonde who was dumb as a rock" because all my jokes & sarcasm went right over their heads.
Avatar spy153 -
#3
A blonde joke I haven't heard ! Can I borrow this one?
Avatar ochoop17 -
#4
spy153 .. Sure,Help yourself .

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