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man and wife rushed into a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or numbing cream or anything because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
     
      "You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
     
      "The wife turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."