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The time is now 11:16 pm
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May 9, 2024, 11:16 pm
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Real 911 calls...
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1- What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are coming two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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And the winner is.....
Dispatcher: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn... I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
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