Dude did you know my TV at home?? Knows at what second of the day, my dog will poop..LOL....I had to write this because i found it hillarious...

And you know what it said afterwards???OTROS DISFRUTAN ESE MOMENTOS...Others enjoy that moment...lol...

dude i HAD to post this here...HILLARIOUS HILLARIOUS....LMAO...

It also knows when a plane is passing by....

i decided to go for a walk and a woman in a car shouts to a guy on the streets aparently they were talking...Eso a mi me encanta...Meaning: I too enjoy that...dont know what they were talking about...lol..

Dude i´ve also seeing on TV 1 real estate from 1 part of los Angeles make fun of another real estate from ANOTHER part of Los Angeles....

as you all probably read what my name means....i mentioned it on the previous blog....Anyways

Dude i decided to take ANOTHER WALK and there was a white guy sort of builky with thicker legs you dont see that every day and as i pass by the guy said: translated into english he was conversating with someone else he said: i dont give a s.... is mine...

but before he said that before i got to him there was another guy in the car who was talking and he said: Salpica compa...which means¨sting¨ you mother....i dont know who he was talking to...lol...

dude i am telling you stuff is hilarious...Hillarious stuff...lol...

Dude i can tell the difference between 17 and 70....Well they were talking about performers...They said that:

The Best Peformers cant remember what they were talking about but they said that the Best Performers for 2009 were:

Venezuela it had like: 14%

Belize 14. something percent

Jamaica 15. something percent

Japan 16. something percent

and

Ukraine had: 17. something percent

they showed the number 17 on the screen but then the commentator said: Seventy she didnt said: Seventeen i heard it clearly....

dude hilarious stuff...LOL...stuff that only happen on my TV....

Dude i went to a store to take a walk and there was this women with a huge butt and there comes this thin older black guy and says: Give me half a pound of ice...lol...dude there is no such thing as a half a pound of ice...lol...there were several guys around the women and nobody picked it up, nobody picked up the joke...

Dude i am walking in the grocery store dude i need to carry a pen and paper with me...Anyways i am walking and this woman talking to another younger girl says around the lines of: dile a ellla que lo haga, Tell she to do it...Dude hilarious hilarious stuff...lol...