Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!--Anonymous

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. --Agatha Christie

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. --Anonymous

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. --H. L. Mencken

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. --Anonymous

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car or the wife is new. --Anonymous

When a man is single, he's incomplete. When he's married, he's finished. --Anonymous