After being at sea in the Persian Gulf for 90 day's straight, the man went to the squadron  command master chief to complain. "Chief, I joined the Navy to see the world," he said, " but for the past 3 month's all I've seen is water."

Lieutenant, " he replied, " three quarter's of the earth is covered with water, and the Navy has been showing you that. If you want to see the other quarter, you should have joined the Army."