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Old Man O'Malley
Old man O'Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform Widow O'Malley of her husband's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said: I'm sorry to tell you, but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell...
Nov 5, 2009, 8:31 am - ochoop17

USPS, FEDEX, UPS? The teleprompter committed suicide.
That my friends is the question: Do you want your healthcare run like the US Postal Service, or Fedex or UPS? The President Obama wants to know! This faux pas from Obama is so revealing of what the American people have been duped into, it is beyond, way beyond belief... this came out of his mouth. He is sooooooooooooooo smart and cool. How smart do you feel now for voting for this charlatan? He ain't too bright in ALL 57...
Aug 12, 2009, 5:23 pm - jarasan

Mother of 555 pound teenager charged with neglect
Posted: Thursday, 25 June 2009 9:01PM Mother of 555 pound teenager charged with neglect WBBM News Radio 780 (CBS) A mother is being charged with neglecting her obese teenage son, raising issues about whether the...
Jun 26, 2009, 5:16 am - truesee

Pastor invites his flock to bring guns to church
Valley station church to hold gun service Peter Smith Courier-Journal Louisville, Kentucky June 3, 2009 A Valley...
Jun 4, 2009, 10:01 pm - truesee

2 Convicted murderers walk out of prison wearing guard uniforms
May 30, 2009 12:15 pm US/Eastern 2 Murderers Escape Ark. Prison In Guard Uniforms Convicts Serving Life Without Parole Escape Wearing Corrections Officer Uniforms GRADY, Ark. (CBS)...
Jun 1, 2009, 9:22 pm - truesee

New service allows final Tweet from grave
New service allows final Tweet from grave Published: May 23, 2009 at 2:57 PM...
May 24, 2009, 8:04 pm - truesee

The Terrifying Truth(s) behind 24 Classic Nursery Rhymes
24 Terrifying, Thoughtful and Absurd Nursery Rhymes for Children In more repressed times, people were not always allowed to express themselves freely, for fear of persecution. Gossiping, criticizing the government or even talking about current events were often punishable by death. In order to communicate at will, clever rhymes were constructed and passed around to parody public figures and events. The first nursery rhymes can be traced back to the fourteenth century. Wh...
May 22, 2009, 8:53 am - truesee

The Road To Resilience
Introduction How do people deal with difficult events that change their lives?The death of a loved one, loss of a job, serious illness, terroristattacks and other traumatic events: these are all examples of verychallenging life experiences. Many people react to such circumstanceswith a flood of strong emotions and a sense of uncertainty. Yet people generally adapt well over time to life-changingsituations and stressful conditions. What enables them to do so? Itinvolves r...
Apr 7, 2009, 3:49 am - sysp34

Adding zeros doesn't add wealth
www.boncherry.com/blog/2008/10/26/global-crisis-this-is-the-real-crisis/ Short article with lots of pictures, showing what happens when you create money backed by nothing (faster than every other criminal gov't is printing money backed by nothing, at least) When I see a thread about Would you play a lottery with a billion dollar prize? , I notice no one asks about the buying power of the theoretical prize. I do notice the usual suspects who chi...
Mar 28, 2009, 1:27 pm - time*treat

"U.S. to blame for much of Mexico violence: Clinton
Happy the US has friends in such high places. Our insatiable demand for illegal drugs fuels the drug trade. Our inability to prevent weapons from being illegally smuggled across the border to arm these criminals causes the death of police officers, soldiers and civilians Isn't Clinton a proponent issuing illegals driver's licenses, granting amnesty? Understand from a very reliable source illegals kno...
Mar 26, 2009, 10:31 am - konane