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Eastern Time (GMT-5:00) | Home -> Forums -> Lottery Discussion -> Time for some lottery haikus Va Beach United States Member #47103 September 20, 2006 846 Posts Online | | Posted: February 27, 2010, 6:47 am - IP Logged | |
Tried this over three years ago, since we have some new blood, so to speak, let's give it another shot. A haiku is a form of Japanese poetry that consists of three lines of five, seven and five syllables. Itcan get a lot more complicated than that, but to keep it simple, theonly requirement is three lines, seventeen syllables, five, seven, andfive. They don't have to rhyme or make sense, let's try some. Example: Lotto makes me think The numbers are in my mind but they never hit Hobbies are Addictive. Winning is Everlasting. Losing always Ends. CHERYL59 | | |
Va Beach United States Member #47103 September 20, 2006 846 Posts Online | | Posted: February 27, 2010, 6:53 am - IP Logged | |
I play my numbers I know they'll never come in Let's all go get drunk He He He CHERYL59 | | |
Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 6989 Posts Offline | | Posted: February 27, 2010, 6:42 pm - IP Logged | |
Players claim systems yet still no jackpots for them yet they still insist //////////////////////////////// People claim systems but never jackpots for them the lottery seels them ///////////////////////////////// Predictions put nil in your wallet if not played whoop tee howlin' do ///////////////////////////////// Braggarts come and go transparent and oh so slow in their minds, legends It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Kansas United States Member #84528 December 19, 2009 326 Posts Offline | | Posted: February 27, 2010, 8:57 pm - IP Logged | |
LadyMylena Sully and Rosie and me Let's all go get drunk After the crappy day I've had, I NEED a drink. lol Luck is ** believing ** you're lucky.” ~Tennessee Williams Money is neither my god nor my devil. It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether it's greedy or loving. ~ Dan Millman
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New York, Panama Member #73588 April 4, 2009 3102 Posts Offline | | Posted: February 27, 2010, 9:45 pm - IP Logged | |
After the crappy day I've had, I NEED a drink. lol Ladymylena, I had a wonderful day with a great win, which some one tried to turn into crap and I did like my Mother and gran would tell me "when crap comes knocking at your Door, Don't open!" And if that fails... take a drink. I don't Drink but I do load up on the Ice cream, BaskinR or Brayer's! That other one is over rated! It's not "them", It's you. Everywhere you go there you are! *Jr$ina | | |
Kansas United States Member #84528 December 19, 2009 326 Posts Offline | | Posted: February 27, 2010, 11:34 pm - IP Logged | |
Ladymylena, I had a wonderful day with a great win, which some one tried to turn into crap and I did like my Mother and gran would tell me "when crap comes knocking at your Door, Don't open!" And if that fails... take a drink. I don't Drink but I do load up on the Ice cream, BaskinR or Brayer's! That other one is over rated! I'm so happy for you, Rosie!!! Congrats on your win!!!  Luck is ** believing ** you're lucky.” ~Tennessee Williams Money is neither my god nor my devil. It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether it's greedy or loving. ~ Dan Millman
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Kansas United States Member #84528 December 19, 2009 326 Posts Offline | | Posted: February 27, 2010, 11:45 pm - IP Logged | |
Bad luck turns to good The jackpot will soon be mine A happy ending ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your dreams can come true Learn to have hope in your heart and faith in the game Luck is ** believing ** you're lucky.” ~Tennessee Williams Money is neither my god nor my devil. It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether it's greedy or loving. ~ Dan Millman
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North Carolina United States Member #54985 August 21, 2007 2720 Posts Offline | | Posted: February 28, 2010, 12:37 am - IP Logged | |
Digit hunter's dream Filling most pockets with green Makes me scream...."Thanks Todd"  "MAKE THAT MONEY YA'LL" wisdom from Tyler Perry's Madea:"It doesn't matter what people call you....it's what you answer to."
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Va Beach United States Member #47103 September 20, 2006 846 Posts Online | | Posted: February 28, 2010, 10:10 am - IP Logged | |
Ladymylena, I had a wonderful day with a great win, which some one tried to turn into crap and I did like my Mother and gran would tell me "when crap comes knocking at your Door, Don't open!" And if that fails... take a drink. I don't Drink but I do load up on the Ice cream, BaskinR or Brayer's! That other one is over rated! Love the way your cool sweet snowflakes of love slide down my throat Ben & Jerry's should be arrested. CHERYL59 | | |
Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 6989 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 1, 2010, 3:39 pm - IP Logged | |
Pick 3 pays the most often, not the most money no life changing score It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Texas United States Member #86178 January 30, 2010 517 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 2, 2010, 1:37 am - IP Logged | |
It's time for a change I see Pick 4 in my range A real money game. | | |
Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 6989 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 2, 2010, 6:44 pm - IP Logged | |
The digits will fall but not the ones you have played it is by design ////////////////////////// The digits will fall but not the ones you have played unless it is your day ///////////////////////// We plot, calculate throw darts and read horoscopes oh so often, nada It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 6989 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 8, 2010, 12:07 am - IP Logged | |
Players want it all no matter how high amount others should share the wealth 
It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Draws in More than One Way Northern Virginia United States Member #83896 December 5, 2009 868 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 9, 2010, 9:47 pm - IP Logged | |
D*** it I am mad. I played 1 0 4 today. They drew 1 0 3. The numbered balls go up and down and up and down inside the machine. I just won two bucks playing Mega Millions. Is this good or bad? People I don't know asked me for money after I won the jackpot. Pick 3 and Pick 4 Cash 5 and the Powerball. Those are our state's games. I am waiting for the day that 1 0 4 will win the lottery. In two thousand ten Powerball and Mega Mill- ions joined forces. Louisiana has only computer games. Grr, that makes me mad. 4 0 1 has not hit in Washington State since nineteen eighty-eight. D*** it I just missed winning by one number but it's a stupid game. Note: in all of my haikus, "0" sounds like "oh," not "zero." Unless I state otherwise, I am referring to numbers in straight order. I cannot predict lottery numbers, except that there will be no winning number tomorrow in Nevada. In a lot of states, lotteries benefit education. That makes the REAL winners the only people who can't play! | | |
Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 6989 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 10, 2010, 5:41 pm - IP Logged | |
Good ones, Hermanus104, you've got it! Here's another: You'll always have "friends" if you drive a pick up truck or win a jackpot It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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