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May 18, 2013, 9:37 pmMiss Kitty's prs. wk. 5-19
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May 16, 2013, 2:51 pmDumb Ass...
Obama at a recent rural elemtary school assembly in South Carolina, asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence."
Then, little Darrell, with a proud South Carolina drawl, pierced the quiet and said: "WELL DUMB ASS, STOP CLAPPING!."
May 15, 2013, 12:37 pmTown is turning on O...
Politico ^ | 05/14/13
The town is turning on President Obama � and this is very bad news for this White House. Republicans have waited five years for the moment to put the screws to Obama � and they have one-third of all congressional committees on the case now. Establishment Democrats, never big fans of this president to begin with, are starting to speak out. And reporters are tripping over themselves to condemn lies, bullying and shadiness in the Obama administration. Buy-in from all three D.C. stakeholders is an essential ingredient for a good old fashioned Washington pile-on � so get ready for bad...
May 13, 2013, 6:55 pmThe "I" word...
May 13, 2013
Glenn drops the 'I' bomb: It's time to appoint special counsel to explore impeachment
The lies from this administration have been so egregious, especially in regards to the Benghazi attack, that Glenn feels it's time to stop giving Obama a pass. He places the blame for everything (except taking credit for catching Bin Laden) on some so-called 'low level staffer' who messed up . The buck does not stop midway up the ladder - it stops at the top. Glenn calls for impeachment hearings on radio today.
May 13, 2013, 11:46 amGod's Wife...
IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF
I especially liked number 5!
Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once
Talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the
Contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was:
1. A four-year-old child, whose next door
neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost
his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went
into the old Gentleman's' yard, climbed onto his lap,
and just sat there.
When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor,
the little boy just said, 'Nothing, I just Helped him cry.'
2. Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were
discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the
picture had a different hair color than the other members.
One of her students suggested that he was adopted.
A little girl said, 'I know all about
Adoption, I was adopted..'
'What does it mean to be adopted?', asked
'It means', said the girl, 'that you grew
in your mommy's heart instead of her tummy!'
3. On my way home one day, I stopped to
watch a Little League base ball game that was being played
in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on
the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score
was 'We're behind 14 to nothing,' he answered
With a smile.
'Really,' I said. 'I have to say you
don't look very discouraged.'
'Discouraged?', the boy asked with a
Puzzled look on his face...
'Why should we be discouraged? We haven't
Been up to bat yet.'
4. Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot
in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.
Jamie was trying out for a part in the
school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart
on being in it, though she feared he would not be chosen..
On the day the parts were awarded, I went
with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up
to her, eyes shining with pride and excitement..
'Guess what, Mom,' he shouted, and then said those words
that will remain a lesson to me....'I've been chosen
to clap and cheer.'
5. An eye witness account from New York
City , on a cold day in December,
some years ago: A little boy,
about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store
on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window,
and shivering With cold.
A lady approached the young boy and said,
'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'
'I was asking God to give me a pair of
shoes,' was the boy's reply.
The lady took him by the hand, went into
the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs
of socks for the boy. She then asked if he could give her
a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to her.
She took the little fellow to the back
part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down,
washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel.
By this time, the clerk had returned with
the socks.. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she
purchased him a pair of shoes..
She tied up the remaining pairs of socks
and gave them to him. She patted him on the head and said,
'No doubt, you will be more comfortable now..'
As she turned to go, the astonished kid
caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face,
with tears in his eyes, asked her:
'Are you God's wife?'
SEND TO ALL WHO LOVE AND CARE FOR CHILDREN.
Hope this put a smile on your face it
Sure did mine!
May 11, 2013, 9:52 pmMiss Kitty's prs. wk 5/12
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May 11, 2013, 7:49 pmBenghazi
Top Obama official's brother is president of CBS News, may drop reporter over Benghazi coverage
Saturday, May 11, 2013 1:25:58 PM � by SeekAndFind � 41 replies
Daily Caller ^ | 05/10/2013 | Patrick Howley
The brother of a top Obama administration official is also the president of CBS News, and the network may be days away from dropping one of its top investigative reporters for covering the administration's scandals too aggressively. CBS News executives have reportedly expressed frustration with their own reporter, Sharyl Attkisson, who has steadily covered the Obama administration's handling of the Benghazi terrorist attack in Libya since late last year. "Network sources" told Politico Wednesday that CBS executives feel Attkisson's Benghazi coverage is bordering on advocacy, and Attkisson "can't get some of her
May 11, 2013, 11:29 amCoincidence?? ...
I KNOW MANY OF YOU (LIKE ME) ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO FOOTBALL SEASON. WELL, HERE'S A LITTLE RECAP OF LAST YEAR.........
Alabama beat Arkansas
and they fired the coach.
Alabama beat Tennessee
and they fired the coach.
Alabama beat Auburn
and they fired the coach.
Then Alabama beat Notre Dame and the Pope resigned...
<snip>, I wish the White House had a team.
May 7, 2013, 6:53 pmBalls...
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.
May 7, 2013, 12:07 pmStudent Who Obtained 0% On An Exam
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
But had ALL the answers right
I would have given him 100% for his wit!!!
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Spread the laughter
May 6, 2013, 12:05 pmDearly Departed...
A mortician was working late one night. It was
his job to examine the dead bodies before
they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was
about to be cremated, he discovered the
longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician,
"But I can't send you off to be cremated with a
tremendously huge private part like this.
It has to be saved for posterity." And
with that the the mortician used his tools to
cut it off, and he stuffed his prize into a briefcase and
took it home. The first person he showed was his
"I have something to show you that you won't
believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.
,,,, "Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead".
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May 1, 2013, 11:12 amBenghazi, Ain't Going Away
Benghazi, Ain't Going Away
By Larry JohnsoncloseAuthor: Larry JohnsonName: Larry Johnson
About: Larry C. Johnson is a former analyst at the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency, who moved subsequently in 1989 to the U.S. Department of State, where he served four years as the deputy director for transportation security, antiterrorism assistance training, and special operations in the State Department's Office of Counterterrorism. He left government service in October 1993 and set up a consulting business. He currently is the co-owner and CEO of BERG Associates, LLC (Business Exposure Reduction Group) and is an expert in the fields of terrorism, aviation security, and crisis and risk management, and money laundering investigations. Johnson is the founder and main author of No Quarter, a weblog that addresses issues of terrorism and intelligence and politics. NoQuarterUSA was nominated as Best Political Blog of 2008.See Authors Posts (2083) on April 30, 2013 at 12:36 PM in Current Affairs
The news on Benghazi keeps coming and it is not good for Obama. After months of trying to cover up the truth of what happened, courageous men and women are coming forward. Fox News reported last night (accurately, I will add), that three career State Department personnel have obtained legal counsel in order to ensure they are protected as they try to blow the whistle on the lies perpetrated by Hillary Clinton and Patrick Kennedy.
These people pose a real threat to President Obama and the legacy of Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State because they know the truth about the conscious decision of the White House and the State Department to ignore warnings from the field of increase threats to our mission in Libya prior to the terrorist attacks on 11 September 2012. They also know the specifics of what Obama and Hillary did and did not do to respond to the attack. Hillary engaged in a deliberate effort to portray the attack as the response to an anti-Mohammed video and to downplay the attack has a terrorist incident. She went so far as to not inform the Bureau of Counter Terrorism and restricted their assistance in responding to the attack.
In addition to the CIA and State Department personnel coming forward, a member of the Special Operations forces has surfaced. His face is blacked out and his voice is altered, but he tells a compelling story that more could and should have been done to come to the aid of the US personnel under at
April 30, 2013, 11:01 pmFrozen Windows on a Cold Winter Morning
Frozen Windows on a Cold Winter Morning
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer really screwed-up now."
April 30, 2013, 12:21 pmWoman Sues Hospital...
A recent article in the Cincinnati Enquirer reported that a woman, one Myra Yablonski, has sued Bethesda North Hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied, "Mr. Yablonski was actually admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight..."