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The karate dog

The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.

So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.”

And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.”

The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.”

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “Karate that table.” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my a$$!”
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Chocolate Rain

Very strange video, yet it has a lot of views. I like the piano part bu too repetitive on the part of the singer. Too much chorus, and needs to finalize it by having a bridge, which means to break up the monotony.

It first reminded me of the theme song to the movie "The Exorcist".....lol

But art is art in it's own right so...whatever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

 

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Nine year old girl

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat. "Did you throw up?" her mother asked. "Yes" the little girl replied. "Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?" "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy" the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick'."

 

Entry #552

Public Apology to Todd.

Sorry I sounded like a red headed stepchild....waiting to be beaten...lol What was I thinking?..lol

There's no way I could leave the Lotery Post. I was acting childish while on a drunken stint.

I love this site way too much to leave.

Thanx Todd for all your hard work and effort which is not widely appreciated. .......And I mean it!

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