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My new Cheesy Website

It still it needs a lot of work. I just got it today. I'm trying to make money with Google Adsense in the near future.

I'll have to see the tools provided to make it look better and appealing...lol

The basic theme in the near future will be a discussion board on the topic of the origin of the universe, religion and related items.

http://paiman.bravehost.com

Nothing to sell.

Entry #543

Lunch Time

Mmmm Lunch

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"

Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.

"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.

"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."
Entry #542

There is no law that states Federal tax is in the Constitution.

The day I paid taxes was the day I realized everyone else was also paying. That's not my problem...lol

Can anyone show me a document within the proof suggesting Federal Tax is mandatory>? I don't think so..........No such Animal...lol

It is no where in the Constitution....

I hate to break everyone's bubble. Oh well....It was only a matter of time...lol

Next week...on the Feds...lol

They stink...lol Put that in your pipe and smoke it....lol

The Federal Reserve is as public as Federal Express. What a scam....lol

Shame on the sheeple of this world. One day! One Day!....People will wake up!!!

Entry #536

Zeitgeist, The Movie

A brilliant explanation and visual presentation of how all religions were derived from Astrology. As a person who's tries to find the truth in as many ways as possible, this movie to date has to be the best explanation I have seen anywhere, and probably will be well into the future.

It all started about 10,000 years ago, when humanity started to worship the sun.

If you've been looking for the truth, with no hype and grounded information which is fact, then take the time to open your eyes.

You be the judge and jury.

If what you are about to see doesen't make the most faithful believer think twice about what they've been spoon fed for many years of their lives, nothing will. They will just be in denial. These explanations are facts that cannot be denied or argued over. I can guarantee that.

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5547481422995115331&q=Zeitgeist&total=778&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Entry #535

Jesus Christ Superstar The Garden of Gethsemane

I'm not a religous person, but i grew up watching this and have to say that the makers were just pure geniuses in their arts.

The following segment to me has to be the best part of the whole musical.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDHoTOgeNWE&mode=related&search=

 

 

 

The one below is the comedic version of how King Herod reacted to Jesus...lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb_9uH-ELJE&mode=related&search=

 

 

Entry #534

One liners

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Definition of a Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

 

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"

Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"

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A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-95 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" The driver replies "Bout wut?"
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A Georgia man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?", the doctor asked. "No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her Husband!"
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How do you get holy water?
  Boil the hell out of it.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
  Anyone can roast beef.

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A little boy asked his father, " Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

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al gore kid

 

afghanistan

Entry #533

911: The greatest lie ever sold!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6952102263921897950

Martial law has been long awaited by the corporate fascists. Within the next few years, major changes will take place. But you will only notice them if you are open minded.

A lot of people like to persecute the term open-minded. They say, well it simply means a coercion of thoughts via tactics to sway away from personal beliefs, and magically make you think my way. No, it means an opportunity to see alternative ideas, and sifting through them. Making your own decisions based on the provided evidence, or rather circumstantial evidence at the least...lol

You be the judge. Watch it, soak it, disagree with some parts, whatever it takes to make people realize that this slow process is really happening. Don't be "Sheeple". Doubt authority when due, and be dilligent in your effort to find the truth.

I love this country, because it's the only society on this planet that gives a genuine attempt towards free will, and advertises it for all the backward countries to learn from. However, it has it's problems. Nevertheless, I don't feel one bit guilty in pointing those things out.

You have to always remember this,

Has the government or certain individuals within the government lied to the public in the past, before 911?

When a police officer pulls a driver over for whatever reason, doesen't he or she run a backround check to make sure this person is not some : "wanted" person or much worse, a raging lunatic on a killing spree?

Can we as a people run a backround check of the most idiotic policies of this government, from A to Z?

I think, the rap sheet would have been enough for the citizens in this country to create a revolution, but it seems I am wrong. People are comfortable, as long as their rent is paid with a few extra ammenities. Too bad. I always thought that the spirit this country had in it's infancy, could be extended to the present day. NOPE!

Everyone is at the mall. Making sure they have the latest gadget, or the shoe fad at that moment. I'm guilty of it, but atleast i leave room for understanding what I'm going through. I leave room for unexpected surprises that happen to frequent themselves more than I desire....lol

I atleast try to find out why I have an awareness of my awarness...lol. A lump of meat organized in such a way as to look back at the universe and observe itself. it's as if the universe created humans just so that it can have an ability through sight and sound and brain, created by the universe, to be finally able to look at it's self and the glory of it all.

An inanimate universe creating an animated one for it's own amusement and wonder! Like looking in the mirror, and feeling the prescence of the conscience. I can almost hear it.

Anyway....digressing here, but you get the drift.

Enjoy the movie. It's 2 hours long, so make time at a later date if you can't at the present.

 

Entry #532

Here's the link to "BeClean 1.4

I have this cool, free tool called "Be Clean". It does a whole host of cleaning in about 90 seconds.

It cleans the registry, internet cache, history,temp files, start menu, desktop,recycle bin, and others. It leaves the cookies alone.

Saves a lot of time by not having to do them seperately. In most cases, it shows a cleansing of about 600 files, and about 50 registry entries. Sometimes when my computer is bogged down, and I run the cleaner, those numbers above are nearly quadrupled.

Please read the privacy policy at the bottom of the page before downloading.

Here's the download page link:


http://www.freewarefiles.com/program_9_208_27007.html



 

Entry #531